Things you thought you'd never say...

Me to DH "oh.. don't kick him off the bed!"  After a big smelly fart.

Me to my Mom about Sam..."Well the d@mn rat shouldn't have been in the yard, and Sam wouldn't of had to kill him. Or maybe if the friggin' cat did her job, and killed it instead of sleeping on the pillows of the bed all day...."

 My rat-killing dog lol.

Heres another, and slight backstory, I hate, am terrified of frogs, I bought my BF one for Valentines, it died. "Oh no! Poor thing! *sad face* I'm gonna  miss him!"

ETA - the miss the frog comment was NOT sarcastic at all!

"Heidi, you are such a sweet girl."  She was a most difficult puppy.  Now, she is my darlingheart.

My DH to Bruder as he was eating poop:  "Bruder, No Sh_it!"   The dog was about 100 yards away...so the neighbors probably got a good laugh at that one, just like I did.

"Sure you can pet him"

Casey was Mr. Fierce, with a bite history. never, ever thought we'd come this far!

 *Gag! Cough, Hack, Gag*  Kirby, your ear hair is too long, I almost choked on it!

Seriously never would have guessed papillon ear hair could be so dangerous.  Once or twice when I was leaning in and cuddling I made the mistake of breathing through my mouth and next thing I know cough, gag.

 This poo looks better.

I will NEVER own a lap dog or one that has to wear clothes!  Yes, the world HAS turned on its axis!

 "My dog loves to play with other dogs."

 After having a dog aggressive dog for 10 years basically half my life, it's weird having one that likes to play with other dogs. :P 

"So help me, if you swipe my bra again, you are going to have to wear it....to the dog park!" 

Apparently, Cher & Jamison have something in common.

"Good girl, Willow."

 "Shane dont tease the puppy.... Tori! dont tease Shane!"

(either he has her toy or she has his)

DH "American Bulldogs are AWESOME! I like pit bulls too, but you just cant get any better than an Am Bull!" - this from a man who hated anything remotely similar to a bulldog.... we're still working on dobes and chows..

BEVOLASVEGAS

So help me, if you swipe my bra again, you are going to have to wear it....to the dog park!" 

I think Jamison would quite enjoy that as a matter of fact.

BEVOLASVEGAS

Apparently, Cher & Jamison have something in common.

Yeah, well at least Cher is a girl for gripe's sake.

Deb W.

"Don't you tell him to move!" when exbf tried to come to bed, T was in his spot. All of his spot. I'd had a little to drink, and got protective of my baby. he was gonna sleep on the couch, not my dog!!! Haha