Things you thought you'd never say...

 "Did that come from his butt?!" said I to DH this morning, as we inspected a mysterious brown smudge on my pillowcase.

"My best friend is a dog"

I never understood what people meant when they said this.  That is, until I got Bailey. Now I cant understand why anyone wouldnt want a dog as a best friend

Me to Grady:  "Gray, you're the BEST".  It's been a long road but I'm now glad that I didn't give up on us.

Me to Tessy...."Tessy, I love the way your poop looks!"

"Stop throwing your frozen poop at the door!"  pretty much my whole immediate family to Maddie and Zack, who, while we had dinner guests over, decided to start throwing their frozen poop at the glass doors to get attention.  The table was right in front of the sliding doors lol.

l.michelle

"Stop throwing your frozen poop at the door!"  pretty much my whole immediate family to Maddie and Zack, who, while we had dinner guests over, decided to start throwing their frozen poop at the glass doors to get attention.  The table was right in front of the sliding doors lol.

~LOL~ *snort*  Really????

 come on Bugs hurry up

 I cut your toenails, Biscotti!!! 

I have mixed feelings about this one, though.  She is 15, and can't fight it like she used to.

gradyupmybutt

l.michelle

"Stop throwing your frozen poop at the door!"  pretty much my whole immediate family to Maddie and Zack, who, while we had dinner guests over, decided to start throwing their frozen poop at the glass doors to get attention.  The table was right in front of the sliding doors lol.

~LOL~ *snort*  Really????

Yes, unfortunately lol.  We were eating dinner and heard "bang!" "bang!" several times, and looked and sure enough they were throwing their frozen poop at the back door to get our attention lol.  They got it alright!

Some of these are freakin' hilarious!!!!

"Get your head out of your a$$" - to Henry (he's not mine, so I take no ownership of his grossest behavior, including his excessive interest in his nether regions.)

"Let's go make pottery" - which has been the latest request for all the dogs to go OUT.  I tend to twist words around all the time (Hence Henry became Hen-Weenie became Weenie, which he responds to more readily than Henry now.)  So now "Let's make pottery" becomes "did you throw some pottery out there?" with some reference to sculptures.  It's a bizarre world, owning a dog.

janobonano

 "Did that come from his butt?!" said I to DH this morning, as we inspected a mysterious brown smudge on my pillowcase.

I can't believe Janice posted this!  It must be the hormones...

 "Why are you so cute?" and "Good job on the eyeliner."