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kpwlee

Bugsy why do you zoom after you poop?

OMG....I thought Kord was alone with this....he not only zooms he bounces around like a rabbit on crack.

Truley

kpwlee

Bugsy why do you zoom after you poop?

 

OMG....I thought Kord was alone with this....he not only zooms he bounces around like a rabbit on crack.

Patty does this, too! After she poops she kicks the ground up a little (we call it her getting ready to burn out) and then she's OFF! She also grunts while she zoomies, lmao!

Willow, why is it that you never wanted to lay on your old bed until I bought you a new one?  I thought you didn't like your first bed that's why I went out and got you another one.

- Why must you poop on the sidewalk all of a sudden, rather than in the grass??

- Why must you inhale your food without even tasting it when mommy cooks her butt off so lovingly for you?

- Why must you tear up the blankets in your bed right after I get it all straightened nice and neat for you, goofball!

Abbie - Why must you wander aimlessly around the kitchen while I'm trying to cook your dinner?

- Why must you mark every single blade of grass and bush on our walks?

- Why must you try to stick your tongue in my mouth whenever I yawn - yuck!

- Why must you stare at me relentlessly, like you're trying to see into my soul?

Abbie and Layla - Why must I love you so much my little bugger butts??? xoxo

Jewlieee

Ditto on the walking and pooping thing. What is up with that?

Lily: why do you wake me up 3x per night? Am I snoring and you are trying to tell me to roll over or something?

Yep, ditto on the walking and pooping

Brianna used to do the waking thing.. DH said it WAS when I snored. She's gotten used to it now 

Sioux, how did you ever get so perfect???????????????

Sunshinegirl

- Why must you poop on the sidewalk all of a sudden, rather than in the grass??

Seriously? Luke does this too. The other day he did it in the street. What a weirdo.

 Ari, why have you suddenly decided to beg at the table, by making the saddest, longest face I have ever seen? You have never been fed at the table, and you never will.

rwbeagles

Why does Cleo think she is a Beagle?

Bwwwaaaaaa!!!! ROTFLMBO!

Hot Shot when I just about have your routine down, why do you change it on me?

Rocky, why do you think that Daddy and I cant hold hands on the couch unless you are in the middle?

Joey, why do you flat out ignore my attempts to play with you ALL DAY LONG but the very minute anyone else shows up it's sudden play time!  Hurts mommy's feelings dude.

Why do you think standing in the kitchen next to the treat cabinet is going to get you a prize every time you do it?  And no, staring at me doesn't facilitate a quicker response.

Why do you insist on barking your fool head off at every truck that drives by the house, then coming running to me to let you out so you can "get it?"  Has it worked yet?

Why are you a hair farm?  I think we've cultivated quite enough now, thanks.

 Brianna.. why oh why do you eat nail clipping.. canine or human.. *sigh*

3girls

 Brianna.. why oh why do you eat nail clipping.. canine or human.. *sigh*

jennie_c_d

 Why, oh, why, Jewel, must you pee in my shoes????

 

Oh, wait. Meg knows. Because you're "special".

Bwhaaaahahaha, I just noticed this. You have to say it really slow - speeeeeeeciaaaaal dogs. We are just magnets for the special ones, Jennie.

 Well, hey, she hasn't peed ONCE in her panties. I think she just wanted new clothes. Speeeeeeecial.

Tiki jumped over the comforter I used to block off the top of the stairs, and somersaulted the rest of the way down to the landing at the halfway point, before I could grab her. When I got to her, she shook herself off and waddled away.

WHY, Tiki? Why not just wait for Mommy at the top of the stairs?!