Why

 Seuqoyah, why do you think Maska needs to be herded back to the house when he already knows where he's going and isn't trying to get away?

Tessy & Sadie, why can't you let me type for just a minute without always kicking the ball at my feet and barking?

Charlie, why do you always get the vibes when were going out when we give no hint whatsoever?

Franklin, why do you wipe your nose on me ALWAYS?

Simon, why are you always guarding the hall from lights?

Willow, why do you howl when the others bark?

Lucy, why are you so afraid of humans?

Daisy, why do I always wake with you kissing my head?

ALL OF THEM.....why is it a rush or challenge to see who can get on the couch before I even get there?

Maggie, why am I the only one you slime?  Daddy loves doggy kisses, too, but, I'm the only one that gets them.

 Ari why must you always come with me to the bathroom? I'm not going to disappear and I don't need supervision!

 Kirby, why is the first thing you try and do when I step back in the house after leaving, is try to sniff my mouth?

 It's like you are convinced I only leave you home so I can go eat yummy food without you. =p

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 Ari why must you always come with me to the bathroom? I'm not going to disappear and I don't need supervision!

Just give up on this one, Sharon. Trust me.

Skyline, Why do you always try to sit on people (legs, arms, feet, heads lol)? Why do you run away with your kibble and eat them on my shoes?

Rickards, Why do you lick pee thats on the snow?! Seriously lol.

Nikon, why do you put the Kong/Cuz in the water bucket before you drop it on my lap?

Kenya, why do you want to eat poop?

Coke, why do you bark when you hear a doorbell on the TV commercial when our doorbell has never worked?

Coke, why do you roll on your back begging for a belly rub and then sneeze in our faces?

Bill, why do you think I need a ball in the shower?

Mirk, why do you insist on dropping your toys in the fire pit and then forgetting them?

Glory, why do you think the cat food dish is on the counter? It's not yours!

Cassie, why must you sleep in the most traveled area of the house, making everybody step over you?

Boo, why do you scream when you're excited, it scares the dickens out of people who don't know you?

Tease, why do you growl at everybody at dinner time, you've never missed a meal in nine years?

and Jodi, why must you sit in my lap when I get on the computer, you are far too big to be a lap dog?

Chuck, why the hell every time you finish peeing outside your first step has to be ON the pee puddle? Are you trying to "mark" your own pee?

Kord, why is it when you line up your toys at my feet, gently reminding me that you want to play, that no matter what toy I pick, you will only chase the last one I throw?

And, how is it that one dog, with a laundry basket for a toy box, always manages to want the one at the bottom, thus leaving all the rest of the toys scattered in the walk ways? Hmmm? Must be a boy thing.....

To my darling cats, I love you to death, but why is it that I, the dumb human who remembers to buy you your food, feeds you 90% of the time and brushes you, and knows all the magic places that need to be rubbed and scratched, gets turned down so you can sleep in the DH's lap?

And Smokey Joe, why is it that you must sleep over my head and eat my hair?

 Why, oh, why, Jewel, must you pee in my shoes????

Oh, wait. Meg knows. Because you're "special".

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 Why, oh, why, Jewel, must you pee in my shoes????

lol, at least its only pee, our cats like to poop in shoes.

Bailey...

I feed you the best diet possible... WHY do you insist on eating poop?

Why do you always sneeze when you lay on your back? Are you allergic to being upsidedown?

Why do you tolerate our cats, sleep next to them, yet want to eat any cat you see other than ours?

Why do you always get the zoomies after you eat dinner?

Why in the world to you walk while pooping?

Lily: why do you wake me up 3x per night? Am I snoring and you are trying to tell me to roll over or something?

Abbie why do you guard bones that you have no desire to chew on?

Neiko why do you like to carry all of my socks around?

 Bugsy why do you zoom after you poop?

Why do you roll around on the floor like a goofball after a good meal?

Why do you hate that black and white dog?

Why do you chew so much?

Why are bananas reason to stop anything else you might be doing?

Why oh why must you steal my kitchen towels?  I really want it next to the sink so I can dry my hands after washing.