Why

Why does Apollo love to hang his huge head out the window, tongue all the way out slobbering all over my truck? BUT, when I ever so *lightly* blow on his ears (not in his ears)/face/neck/back of his head he runs away (of course only to come right back to me wiggling away)?

Belle, why do you pretend to be sound asleep when I need to vacuum where you are laying but you can hear the treat jar three rooms away?

 Ha ha Belle and Bugsy are definitely related.........

gosh I ask myself so many  "why?" with beastie

Why do you walk through some puddles and avoid others as if your life depended on it?

the real big nuisance why is Why do you have temper tantrums when I go for a run?  The rest of the time you don't care if I go out

Jewlieee

Abbie: why do you chew on everything you are not supposed to instead of the 5000 bones and chew toys laying around the house and yard?

same question for Luke. Plus, why do you continue to do it even after I spray it with bitter yuck?

Why do you dislike performing for the video camera, but you seem to like the regular camera?

Why, when you learn something, do you "forget" it for a few days?

For my crew:

Why do you have to follow me into the bathroom?

Chloe, why do you pick things out of the trash?

 Dear Misha,

Why did you decide that humans are super scary? They didn't used to be. Also, why won't you cuddle with me? You cuddle with ALOK.

Why does Cleo think she is a Beagle?

Maya, why do you sometimes pooch out your lips?  Are you trying to tell me something?  And why do you sometimes pooch out one side or the other?  Does it mean something different?

Bevo, why must you straighten the blanket obsessively?  The weiners love to curl up UNDER the blanket, so when you start trying to straighten it out, you're disrupting them as well as annoying me.  Along those lines, why must you then look shocked & hurt when Shooter comes out from under the blanket, seriously pissed off, & bites you on the nose, & makes you go to another bed?  Seriously, you did rip him from his sleep by rolling him all over the place.  You deserve whatever you get.

Schatzi, why must you try to stick your nose in my mouth any time that you have a chance?  I love to hold you & snuggle with you, but it's kinda irritating when I'm trying to talk on the phone, hold you in my lap, & avoid you sticking your nose in my mouth.  I am sure that my friends think that I'm nuts when our conversations sound something like this...."Yeah, I had a really grrrsspppp day.  Dammit Schatzi"

Brinxx, why must you shed so much?  It seems like I am constantly brushing you.

Cher, why do you feel the need to nose punch everyone?  All three of my two legged boys are discussing wearing a cup when they are around you in order to protect the family jewels. 

Cher, why do you know exactly how to load up in the jeep when it's nice, sunny, & warm outside, yet if it's cold, & rainy you forget how to load up, instead opting to stand in the rain & look miserable?  It would be sooo much easier if you would just hurry up & hop in.  You know, like you do on normal days!!!

Why is it, whether it's on the futon or the bed, the little spot behind David's bent knees is MAGICAL and instantly calms and quiets any dog who lies there? 

Rex, why do you think the kitty enjoys you poking him in his fat belly with your nose?  He is not a big squeak toy although he sounds like one when you poke him.

Twister, why will you joyfully go out in the rain, cold and wind to play but act as though I am the evil mom to take you out to potty in the same conditions?  Twister, I'd also like to know why you find used tissues so tasty.  It really grosses me out.