houndlove
Posted : 11/11/2007 10:42:03 PM
So there is absolutely zero "moral" or "lesson" to this story, just a different kind of counter-surfing story that I thought might amuse.
Conrad has never been a counter-surfer under the normal circumstances in which dogs counter-surf. But before we were able to get his separation anxiety under control, we had to keep everything cleared off not because he would eat it but because in his frenzy to see out of all the windows and attempt to escape through them, anything that was between him and the window would get demolished. He'd climb up on anything that was in front of a window in order to see out and in the process knock whatever was on it off. He was also an occasional garbage dog too but that was also more of an anxiety thing--he'd shred anything he could get his claws on to relieve his stress, and that included the garbage. But that's not what this story is about.
This story is about the day that Conrad flooded our house.
One day I came home from school, opened the door and Conrad literally came FLYING out the door into the front yard the second I opened it. That was a little odd because normally he'd be happy to go out when I came home but not to the point of nearly bowling me over in the process. He was even more agitated than normal, if that is even possible, and stood out in the yard looking back into the house with great trepidation. So I took a peek into the house to see what he was so worried about.
My entire kitchen and part of my living room were flooded in about an inch of water. The kitchen sink was turned on and there was a dirty dish blocking the drain. The water had overflowed out of the sink and on to the floor. Conrad had turned the sink on in the middle of his gyrations, because we had one of those taps that you pull up on the bar to turn the water on, and push down to turn it off.
I waded in and turned the water off and immediately just packed Conrad up in the car and drove down the road to the high school where DH worked, pulled him out of his after-school program (he was drama club director) and told him he had to come home with me immediately because our dog flooded our house. Yowza. It was quite a thing cleaning that up, and our living room was carpeted. We wound up renting one of those steam cleaners from the supermarket, and not putting any water in it, just letting it suck up the water that was already permeating the carpet.
That dog caused some serious mayhem before we wised up and crate-trained him.
Incidentally last night I left a big bowl of stinky lamb dog treats on the counter all night and there was no counter-raiding. However I did catch Marlowe snatching a peanut off the top of the dish of mixed nuts I set out on the coffee table last night when my parents came over for dinner. He looked around before he did it too and I think was just like...huh, they put these right in front of me and they smell like something I get all the time...let me just sample one and see what happens. He got sent to his mat after I caught him.