Cita
Posted : 10/11/2009 9:39:17 PM
BEVOLASVEGAS
Cita
how would a "dog commune" work? Would there be one single, large, cohesive pack? Or do you think it would break itself down into several autonomous, smaller packs?
Would we spay/neuter the dogs in this commune?
Who would take care of the poopy bags?
These are pressing questions...
I am sure that they would breadk down into smaller packs. I have instructed my pack of which dogs to recruit for our own pack. As soon as those dogs are rounded up, we are leaving the commune, & going home....new dogs in tow! 
Spay/neuter would probably work best. As much as we all love puppies, I doubt that anyone wants to act irresponsibly.
Poop bags. Hmmmm, that's something that we'll have to ponder. Courtney, I think that since you thought about all of this, we'll let you be in charge of poop bags.
Excellent! Then, as the one in charge of poop bags, I hereby appoint myself official poop bag duty supervisor, and I appoint Amanda as official pooper scooper. As she is intending to profit from this whole business (personal gain? stealing members? BIG no-no in a dog commune
), and she has readily accessible slave labor (2 kids and a husband), I believe she will be well prepared for this duty.
Bevo, of course, is now in charge of procuring food for the bunch - they shall feast on venison and other delicious woodland creatures! If he decides to share, that is...
As for security, I think Glenda's crew would do nicely. They kind of match anyway, on the whole, and they have the whole shepherd-police-dog thing going for them.
I will put Rascal in charge of group naps---errrr, meditations. And he can teach the group his rigorous routine of morning stretches.
Pirate is in charge of the musical preparations. After all, he is a rock star.
Anyone else who needs a "job"?