calliecritturs
Posted : 8/21/2007 5:11:08 PM
HAY PIRATE!!!!!!
s'mee Billy the''Venturin english cocker span
YELL
(I love doin that HA!)
Hey man -- ya gotta milk it!!! "Oh ... you POOR liddle doggie -- look at all those boo boos!!" (tail wags -- chin up -- you'll get it scratched!!!) .... heavy sigh and then lean yur head an sigh at the *same* time on her knee.
Mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn this gets ya THE bestest cuddle in tha entire worldddddddd!! MEGA cuddle!!
then .... be reel glad ta see her but when ya get there kinda sigh as you sit next ta her (an if yu're REELY feelin puny you kin just kinda lift yur head an thump yur tail -- now *I* can't do that cos I ain't gota tail ta thump but ALWAYS be glad ta see em!!!!)
but you'll get BUNCHES of 'tenshun this way. An hey -- we NEED it -- when we're sicko it takes BUNCHES of emails an cuddles an good words and prays 'n stuff ta help.
Now I'll tell ya a BIG old seekret. My Mom teached me this and it WORKS.
Next time she bends down put yur hed rite up against hers. Close yur eyes TITE an you'll feel just TONS of love fall all over ya. It is THE bestest. At furst -- well it was so powerful it kinda skeered me. But ... man it's THE bestest. Try it -- it's mega so kewel!!!!
NEXT time Pirate bud, we're gonna talk ROCKIN RASPBERRRY!!!!! hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Tomorrer yur gonna feel bedder -- that bone draw thingy -- that hurts. Partly cos they gota have ya in such a weird way of layin fur a while. BUT it goes away pretty fast.
I wantcha ta teetch me that rrrrrrrrrrrrggg thing. Man -- ya no the chicks love it, man!!!