Hi All Dogs, it's Max saying I hope you are all enjoying the huuuumid weather! Me, I have been trying to stay out of trouble, but somehow it always finds me! Well, just so you know, my shoe-eating party got ruined last week :( Mommy must have figured out I found her stash of sneakers, because when my buddy Skippy came over, we were disappointed to see an empty space where all the yummy sneakers had been.
So my Auntie came over and is doggysitting for the weekend while Mommy works. She must have a short memory or something about my chewing, because as soon as she arrived, I could smell a new pair of nikes! I waited until she sat down and had nowhere to run, then I came charging into the livingroom and had a big hungry taste of her right new nike sneaker.
MMMmmm, they smell and taste absolutely delicious!!!!!!!!! Auntie rolled her eyes and told me that I better not eat them all up tonight, because they have to last all weekend. Well, I got to thinking, should I chew and eat on them a little bit at a time so they last all weekend, or should I just eat them right off her feet right now???? If I eat them now, she will have to get more new sneakers tomorrow right????? Help! What should my plan of attack be??????