Disgusting dog pasttimes

One time Jack had eaten a whole bunch of Sally's poop and threw it up in my car--all over the seat, the floor, the shifter, in between the seat and shifter.  Then he tried to eat it back up.

That was special....[:'(]

Really Gross Story...

DH and I took Joey to a park that no one goes to in our area.  It was late fall.  We let him off leash at this park.  We noticed Joey was spending alot of time behind the building were the public restrooms are.  I called him back to me and when he came within a few feet, I could smell that he rolled in something and it didn't smell like dog pooh or rotten plant, but human pooh.  My guess is, as it was late fall and the public restrooms had been locked up for the off season, someone couldn't hold it and went behind the building.  We had to drive him with him like that because of course the water pump was turned off too.  Not wanting to contaminate ourselves with anything we sprayed him with the garden hose from a distance when we got home.  Yep, it was cold, but seriously... you never know.

Another time at a different park, Joey climbed up on the jungle jim and kept sniffing down the tube slide.  I thought it would be funny to push him down the tube slide, until I looked down it and saw that some teenagers had deficated down the tube slide. 

This makes my town sound really clean doesn't it.  People just pooh anywhere around here.  They are connecting with their inner dog.

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And his newest tasty treat is cigarette butts - ack.

Yikes!  Be careful with this one.  Nicotine can be very dangerous to dogs and kids, too. 
 
www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?cls=2&cat=1674&articleid=932

Tobacco products can be fatal to pets, if ingested. Signs of poisoning develop within 15 to 45 minutes and include excitation, salivation, vomiting, and diarrhea. Pets may develop seizures, collapse and die from cardiac arrest. Keep cigarettes, cigars, tobacco, nicotine gum and patches, and ashtrays out of the reach of pets. Empty ashtrays frequently since cigarette butts contain about 25% of the total nicotine in a cigarette.

ORIGINAL: janet_rose

And his newest tasty treat is cigarette butts - ack.

Yikes!  Be careful with this one.  Nicotine can be very dangerous to dogs and kids, too.
 
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[font=verdana]Tobacco products can be fatal to pets, if ingested. Signs of poisoning develop within 15 to 45 minutes and include excitation, salivation, vomiting, and diarrhea. Pets may develop seizures, collapse and die from cardiac arrest. Keep cigarettes, cigars, tobacco, nicotine gum and patches, and ashtrays out of the reach of pets. Empty ashtrays frequently since cigarette butts contain about 25% of the total nicotine in a cigarette.

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Ohhh, good to know!  I don't intentionally let him gobble them down - a few times I've shoved my fingers down his throat to retrieve some - but he's sneaky.  Nasty smokers in my building don't throw their butts in the trash... he's an opportunist.  I'll pay extra close attention from now on.

ORIGINAL: sillysally

One time Jack had eaten a whole bunch of Sally's poop and threw it up in my car--all over the seat, the floor, the shifter, in between the seat and shifter.  Then he tried to eat it back up.

That was special....[:'(]

 
 
yes very special,  eeeeeewwwwwww.

Such funny stories!
Okay our late Brittany Jax was our detective dog.  My 20 year old son had his girlfriend in town for the weekend and we allowed her to stay with us.  He insisted they wouldn't disrespect us by doing anything in his room.  I believed him because I am a foolish mom.  I let her sleep in there.  We will behave mom.  Okay sure son.  Well while all the family and the girlfriend were watching a movie the next evening Jax ransacked his garbage can in his room and ran out into the den with a present for us.  He dropped a used condom right in the middle of the room.  If you could have seen the looks on those two love birds faces when it splat in the middle of the floor...priceless!!!  I screamed BUSTED!!  We roared with laughter while the two of them sputtered and squirmed out of the room red faced.  It was just a moment I will never forget. 

FISH GUTS....
 
We had gone to a friends cabin for the first time.  My dog LadyG decided to explore.  This is a hunting cabin with no running water, no electric, you need a 4-wheel drive vehicle to get up the mountain.  Within 5 minutes of getting to the cabin, LadyG found a huge pile of week-old rotten fish guts that were next to the pond.  And we were there for 4 days with no way to clean her up....I used some dishsoap and some pond water....sigh... [8|]

ORIGINAL: losinsusan

Such funny stories!
Okay our late Brittany Jax was our detective dog.  My 20 year old son had his girlfriend in town for the weekend and we allowed her to stay with us.  He insisted they wouldn't disrespect us by doing anything in his room.  I believed him because I am a foolish mom.  I let her sleep in there.  We will behave mom.  Okay sure son.  Well while all the family and the girlfriend were watching a movie the next evening Jax ransacked his garbage can in his room and ran out into the den with a present for us.  He dropped a used condom right in the middle of the room.  If you could have seen the looks on those two love birds faces when it splat in the middle of the floor...priceless!!!  I screamed BUSTED!!  We roared with laughter while the two of them sputtered and squirmed out of the room red faced.  It was just a moment I will never forget. 

 
LOL!!!!! [sm=biggrin.gif]