Disgusting dog pasttimes

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    Disgusting dog pasttimes

    As much as I love my puppy, he can do some really disgusting things. We have a small nylon playhouse set up on our landing upstairs for our 2-year-old son. My partner and I were sitting downstairs talking when we noticed that Jack had crawled inside. Suddenly the whole thing began to shake, and he was obviously having a grand old time in there. Concerned that he might be chewing on it (as he is still doing that puppy chewing thing), I called to him. He came running (good boy!) and as I was praising him, I reached out and pet the side of his head. There was something wet/cold in his fur. I looked at my hand and saw an unknown semi-solid substance on it. Without really thinking, I sniffed it to try and determine what it was.

    Yep. Cat vomit.

    I went up and verified. My medium-haired Siamese had vomited in the playhouse, and he found it and rolled in it. I was thoroughly disgusted with his choice of activity. Dogs can be really gross.

    What has your dog done that really turned your stomach?
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    I don't have a cat, but I used to have one or two.

    There's nothing like a sweet, lingering doggy kiss redolent with the scent of kitty poop and with little bits of kitty litter left behind.
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    Eeeewww!!!

    Ya know, I don't think Jetta has ever done anything to gross me out. She's a very clean, proper kind of dog[:D]
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    here's a few:
     
    eating their own vomit
    eating random vomit
    eating cat poop
    rolling in pee
    rolling in poop
     
    [:'(]
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    Hmm... well, other than the customary dog practice of rolling in anything and everything stinky...
     
    Jester likes to lick the ear wax out of my parents' Golden's ears!  It's disgusting!  I'm always correcting him for it...just too tempting I guess... [:'(]
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    ah yes.. jason does that to moca. but it makes the skin of her ears sore so that is why i correct him.
    and then there is the butt-lick.. not just their own either... [8|]
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    The worst thing Luke has ever done is stuck firmly in my mind......
     
    Last summer we got to work shortly after the septic company had left (emptying the septic tanks here).  Little did I know that they'd had a bit of a spill by one of the tanks.  I had let Luke out to do his business and then went to my desk to check my e-mail or whatnot.  When he scratched at the door, I let him in.
     
    *sniff sniff*  What is that odor?  What's on your face, Luke?  I took him in the bathroom and started to clean him up.  Shortly thereafter someone came in and told me about the spill.  I immediately knew what Luke had done.  Gag, sputter, spew!
     
    We zipped immediately off into town to the dog wash and I scrubbed and scrubbed and scrubbed that dog.  Even after all of that, still nobody really wanted to touch him for about a week.
     
    There is just something nasty about human sewage.  I can deal with rolling in horse poop, but not human poo.
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    Not very original but out of my two I have one poop-eater. [:'(]
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    Again not origional but my little puppy girl Belle likes the kitty box...very much! [:'(][:'(]  I am so glad she doesn't eat her own poop or another dog's poop...she does like horse and cow poop though. [:'(]  She cleans up cat vomit as well. [8|]
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    Chase likes hunting for cat poop.  He's very focused when he does it. 
     
    He also likes rolling in large dead things.  He's only done it twice, but did he ever loooove it.  One time it was a raccoon.  Another time it was a dead seal.  Lemme tell you, that's A LOT of animal to roll in! 
     
    But my favourite was when he was a puppy and I was picking up his poop...only to find not one, not two, but THREE used condoms in it.  I have NO idea when he got them, but I insist on believing that they came from our garbage (which was always locked out of reach when he was a puppy)...the alternative - that he picked them up in a field somewhere - was just too gross to contemplate.  I called the vet in a panic immediately, of course...he was obviously fighting back laughter as he gave me advice.
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    LOL!![:D]
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    ORIGINAL: random

    picking up his poop...only to find not one, not two, but THREE used condoms in it. 

     
    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=rotfl.gif]
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    Most disgusting thing ever rolled in: a half-eaten and decomposing snake

    Other than that, he likes to stick his feet in his ears and then lick the ear wax off of them. Grosssss!
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    Thankfully Prancer doesn't seem to enjoy poop and has never found a used condom !  Here are the few "sorta gross" things she likes
    *  Chewing on my husband's socks after he's been out working in the yard and sweating in them all day - talk about STINK-YYYYYYYY
    *  Getting carried away with playing "kissy face" and sticking her amazingly long tongue into my ears or worse, my nostrils   (thankfully she hasn't done it after chewing the sock !)
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    When Crusher was young and submissive he would lick at one of his male friend's.... well you know.  And that dog would just stand there and let him.  [:'(]

    Onyx used to eat her own poop fresh.  

    Other than that... not too much.  hehe, I kind of don't mind their love of baby vomit.  It saves me from having to wipe up the slimy milk from the floor.  Thats me being gross though.  And they sure do love that baby!  LOL