Bizarre: You know you're a Mum when...

You use words like pee pee and poo poo even when talking with adults.

 JJ did something like that to ME the other night. I was going to bed and he says "Night night. See you in the morning."

I looked at him and asked him if he realized what he just did. He nodded saying it was habit!!

 Ugh...you know you're a mom when... you go to the grocery store to pick up a few things and reach into your purse only to find 2 playing cards, a wad of tissues and half an eraser where you wallet should be...true story, can ya tell?

 Lol. Or when you pull a pair of underwear,pair of socks,and a kid sized fork and spoon out of your purse!!

LOL mine learned very early that my purse is sacrosanct...they are never ever allowed to open it. To this day if I ask them to get me something from my purse they bring me the WHOLE PURSE so I can get what I need LMBO. My husband is similarly conditioned.

 Kale is conditioned like that.  Kali is another story.  She's devil child compared to Kale at that age.  He was soooo easy, I was caught totally unprepared that children raised the same way, could still be so different! 

rwbeagles

LOL mine learned very early that my purse is sacrosanct...they are never ever allowed to open it. To this day if I ask them to get me something from my purse they bring me the WHOLE PURSE so I can get what I need LMBO. My husband is similarly conditioned.

 My mom had me trained that way.  I'm 27 and I *still* bring her the whole purse when she needs something out of it.......
 

sillysally

 

rwbeagles

LOL mine learned very early that my purse is sacrosanct...they are never ever allowed to open it. To this day if I ask them to get me something from my purse they bring me the WHOLE PURSE so I can get what I need LMBO. My husband is similarly conditioned.

 

 My mom had me trained that way.  I'm 27 and I *still* bring her the whole purse when she needs something out of it.......
 

I'm 38 and *still* do that also. But then again my 19, 18 and 16 yr old kids bring me my whole purse.

Side note, I told my oldest we were going to visit him at college tomorrow. He cheered and said "yay, now I can do my laundry." Yep he needs me to change his sheets for him...

 There's also the ... you get sick at the thought of someone else being sick, but when its your child you're ready to catch it with your hands...  

when you get excited about nap time so you can nap too

marlania

when you get excited about nap time so you can nap too

 

I do everything on earth to make sure Addisen either falls asleep again or stays entertained if I'm still lying down (there's another bed in her room). I've fallen asleep to the Clifford Doggie Detectives dvd about 400 times lol.

 LOL, when Kale was little we had a VHS tape of The Little Rascals movie.  He loved it and would watch it over and over and over while sitting quietly on the living room floor playing with cars or something.  The movie would end, rewind itself, and pop out of the VHS, he would just push it back and Lather Rinse Repeat.  I would snooze away on the couch.  Niceness.  Kali is not like that.  She won't let me sleep.  She lets Tyler sleep.  She covers him with Kleenex, but she lets him sleep...