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AVAST! YE SWABBIES!

Posted : 9/19/2008 8:39:40 AM

arr...TODAY be that most special o' days...the day when all men who truly be men...and all wenches who truly be wenches...gets ta' connect with their right nasty Pirate selves.

It's TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY ya land lubbers! So Avast! And gather upon the deck to be assigned yer Pirately duties!

ARR....yer first task (and thee best not fail in it lest my sword find yer gullet quicker'n a maids knickers find me floor)...

GET YERSELF A PIRATE NAME so's I can call ye by summat more worthy than "swabbie"!

PIRATE NAME GENERATOR

aRR....This be all for now from Pirate Bianca The Bald!

Benedict

Posted : 9/19/2008 8:47:06 AM

Arrr Pirate Bianca, 'tis always been clear that this here day means summat special to ye. A grand Talk Like a Pirate day to ye and yer kin!

Pirate High-Pitched Bette

VanMorrison

Posted : 9/19/2008 9:00:04 AM

Arrrr...g'day to ye Cap'n Bianca

We be upon the deck an awaiting yer orders. We be cruisin' the seas fer gold today?

Arrr...Pirate Julia the Well-Tanned!

rwbeagles

Posted : 9/19/2008 9:05:30 AM

In me deep searchin' fer loot I have come upon yet another fine place to take a handle from. I'd be cursed were I not to be truthful in sayin I much prefers it ta t'other.

GENERATOR #2

Make ready the ship!

we sail for Tortuga. I've a need for a few more barrels of rum and a nublie lad ta appease my womanly cravings.

VanMorrison

Posted : 9/19/2008 9:10:41 AM

Arrrr...Tortuga, eh? There be a bounty on me head in dat place - undeserved I assure ye.

I'll take the ship watch while ye get yer cravings seen to.

rredbird

Posted : 9/19/2008 10:03:40 AM

Good day to ye scalliwags! From Racey Lacy SwordSwallerer.

Ummm - can I have a new name please!

TheDogHouseBCMPD

Posted : 9/19/2008 10:27:04 AM

Argh...Mateys. Whilst we sail for Tortuga I has for ye....another way to get yer handle...

piratequiz.com

Ay, Cap'n I mighten be looken in Tortuga for jes the same thing...

~ Mad Ethel Rackham

janet_rose

Posted : 9/19/2008 10:36:45 AM

I be Hobblin' Marcy Bellamy. Alass, no salin 4 me this day. Me head is hot, me nos runs, and me voys is gone astray.

Calinisima

Posted : 9/19/2008 11:03:52 AM

Arr Bucaneers!! Me have to repair my woodden leg...

Arr... Navigatin' Shakira Hawkins

(Can't wait to read Megan)

Infiniti

Posted : 9/19/2008 11:22:55 AM

Arrr...if yer be lookin' fer another Cap'n...I'll be at yer service! Cap'n Mae Slashface here, rrready to set sail fer Tortuga.

oranges81

Posted : 9/19/2008 11:31:40 AM

Arr! I be Pirate Blair the Dagger. I be handy with a blade and quick to serve. At your service Cap'n

the_gopher

Posted : 9/19/2008 11:35:34 AM

Arr Pirate Filthy Jan Drake be at your service Cap'n. I be craving some rum meself. So ye best not be drinking it all!

MissMandy

Posted : 9/19/2008 12:13:23 PM

ARRGGH!! Cap'n Anita Peckerwood, at yer service!! (Could I possibly get a goofier name? Made me laugh)...

Toruga be soundin' like a fine destination ter me. Count me in! Ah, and me trusty parrot, Polly, of course!

sl2crmeg

Posted : 9/19/2008 12:44:23 PM

Sorry I don't have time to play guys - I'm only home for another hour before I have to go back to work!! I am glad you all are embracing your true Pirate-ness -- and PiRate says 'roOOoOoOOoOOOOOooOoO' to all of his pirate-talkin buddies!

calliecritturs

Posted : 9/19/2008 1:34:45 PM

Arrrrg -- I've been spreadin' the good word all day!! AND when I went downstairs to give a pine of me very own precious BLOOD (salacious lip-licking and leer) what do me eyes behold BUT A GIFT!!!

Yes, fur giving me precious red stuff, I got a 50% off coupon good fur me and a guest (my brave and hearty Captain David the Red Scot) to attend the Pirate's Dinner Theatre here at our Orlando port-o-call.

I grinned at the wench who gave it to me (who'd probably clean my clock for referrin to her as such) and waved it in the air and I said "HEY do ye know how timely this is? It Be TALK LIKE A PIRATE day!!"

She was pretty tickled to learn of my tale. Now all I have to do is convince the boss of this tub I work at not to have a hissy because I was slightly longer than an hour for "lunch".