I met a woman at our farmer's market yesterday who makes custom harnesses. Pirate is an odd shape, most harnesses rub him right under his front legs, so it's hard to find a harness that fits (like the Puppia harnesses! So cute, but they just don't fit!)
It's my lucky day, though, because I got to chatting with this lady, and it just so happens she has fabric with a 'jolly roger' pattern left over from another custom order. She said to email her Pi's measurements and she would custom-fit him a harness, and for *TEN DOLLARS*. Ten dollars! Holy cow, I'm excited. I think I might ask her if she can make me a pouch for his tags, too. And maybe a bed cover.