rwbeagles-I must spare a moment to tell my bio clock

    • Gold Top Dog

    rwbeagles-I must spare a moment to tell my bio clock

    to shut the HECK up...LOL.

    I swear I go thru these phases where I get incredible baby urges...it's horrifying. I seriously am considering getting myself fixed...I mean it might be another 10 YEARS before menopause silences the annoying organ...LOL.

    Mentally visualizing ~~placing duct tape over the mouthy uterus...~~*cackle*

    That is all.

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    Give me about 6 months and I will bring a baby over for you to take care of and return to me each and every day if you want!  ha!  Then I bet you will be rethinking things a little.  hehehehe...you know I had to do it.  :)

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    gosh no...babies are a walk in the PARK girlfriend. KIDS are where it gets tricky. I told my dh..."the ONLY reason I am not abusing you more for only wanting two...is that they eventually turn into KIDS" LMBO.

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    Now that you say that....I totally agree.  I can only blame it on pregnancy brain. 

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     I can send you a sullen, mouthy, angry teen girl if you want!  They turn into those eventually too!  Stick out tongue

    I'm sorry, but now I can't get the mental image of mouthy body parts out of my head! Thanks!  Big Smile 

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    rwbeagles

    to shut the HECK up...LOL.

    I swear I go thru these phases where I get incredible baby urges...it's horrifying. I seriously am considering getting myself fixed...I mean it might be another 10 YEARS before menopause silences the annoying organ...LOL.

    Mentally visualizing ~~placing duct tape over the mouthy uterus...~~*cackle*

    That is all.

     

    If you like I can call you at 2am every night?  It should be no problem.  How many hours different are we?  I'll either just be getting up or just going to bed.  Smile 

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    ah-ah...my babies never woke up at that time...they slept thru the night almost from the very start. Nice try tho...LOL.

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    Which means you are long overdue for a less-good sleeper, no?

    Go to it, reproduce!!  And kiss those unbroken nights goodbye! Smile 

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    Oh my gosh Gina I know how you are feeling. Everyone around me is having babies. Samantha will be 3 next Wensday and I am trying to figure out how the heck that has happened. I have a great plan for a baby but unfortunately JJ disagrees.

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    I'm sure my mother-in-law would love it if you sent those vibes my way.  Apparently I was supposed to have popped out at least two by now.  Yeah, I'm getting another dog.... 

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    Gina, could you tell mine to pipe it down too? Tongue Tied

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    Lol. My parts are telling to to take a break :P two within 2 years, they are gonna be fun as teens ^.^ you can borrow the one in terrible twos if you want :P 

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     Funny, the more people that have babies around me, the less I want one myself! One of my workmates just went through a horrific time with a difficult birth and a baby that nearly died at delivery. She's made a miraculous recovery, but sheesh, scary stuff. She was convulsing due to lack of oxygen when they got her out.

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    Gina - here's one for you...Riley LOVES blueberries, she would literally eat a pint if I let her.  Well, I think DH let her do that yesterday and let me tell you, getting blueberry poop is extremely difficult to get off lime green baby walls (not to mention herself) after someone's diaper leaked this morning before I got in there.  Yeah, if that doesn't do it for you, nothing will.

    Oh and before you ask there are no pictures because I was too busy gagging to take any!

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    Lisa again...big deal! You haven't even begun to experience stinky doo yet...toddler and preschooler poops beat those by a country mile. Type back when a 3 y/o Riley proudly brings you her first potty-made poo in her hand after carefully and lovingly plucking it from the toilet..proudly showing you she is a "big girl" now!