You can't make this stuff up

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    You can't make this stuff up

    Tongue Tied


    One hurt badly, two arrested after trio plays around in sewer

    By Niesha Lofing - nlofing@sacbee.com
    Published 6:41 am PDT Tuesday, June 24, 2008

    A Sacramento man is in critical condition and his brother and girlfriend have been arrested after the trio went cavorting in a storm drain and had to be rescued early Tuesday.

    A 26-year-old man, his 19-year-old girlfriend and his 24-year-old brother, who live in the north Sacramento area, had been drinking and decided to go to the Florin Road area and climb down into a storm drain around 1:30 a.m., said Sacramento Police Lt. Mike Bray.

    "Apparently they had done this as kids and wanted to relive their youthful experiences and try it again," he said.

    They crawled down into the large drain through a manhole on the east side of the railroad tracks, near Luther Burbank High School.

    After walking about 200 yards in the drain, they decided to come up. But when the older brother climbed atop the younger brother and attempted to lift the manhole cover -- which was located in the middle of the street -- a passing car struck him, Bray said.

    "His head was either pinched with the manhole cover against the side of the road, or the tire struck him," Bray said. "We're not completely certain about the sequence of events."

    The man fell straight back down into the hole.

    Police were called to the scene by the motorist, who had a flat tire.

    Fire crews were then called out to help extricate the trio. Firefighters had to use heavy equipment to get the three out of the drain.

    "Kind of like pulling a kid out of a well," he said.

    The 26-year-old, whose name was not released, suffered a skull fracture and was taken to UC Davis Medical Center, where he was in critical condition.

    Jacob Reinitz, 24, and Rhea Schroeder, 19, were arrested on suspicion of being drunk in public and are being held in Sacramento County Jail.


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    • Gold Top Dog

    Isn't the usual assumption that you get SMARTER as you get older?

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     Wow. I didn't see that coming - I thought it was going to be a near-drowning incident. Sorry, no pun intended. Surprise

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    calliecritturs

    Isn't the usual assumption that you get SMARTER as you get older?

    You'd think it would, wouldn't you? You'd also think that at least one of the three would've been smart or sober enough to say "hey, do you think that manhole cover might open onto the street?" Hmm

    • Gold Top Dog

    Wow!  Can we say "IQ is equivalent to hat size ... maybe?"

    Joyce

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     Hmmm, I see a future Darwin Award winner in this picture.  Oy vey.

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     "Here's your sign"

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    BCMixs

     "Here's your sign"

    Ha-ha!! They'll need 3 signs, but the guy who stuck his head up first should get the bigger sign Big Smile

    DH was actually working at the fire station near there this weekend. They just love getting called out in the middle of night for stuff like that Super Angry

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    That is just absolutely nuts. 

    The poor guy could have permanent brain damage just because of a really stupid decision.

    Sad, & Stupid all rolled into one story...

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     "Apparently they had done this as kids and wanted to relive their youthful experiences and try it again," he said.

     

     Um, I wouldn't call them NOT kids at this point.  Wink

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    Well, alcohol was involved, so even if they were reasonably intelligent, they weren't operating with unimpeded judgement.  I hope the guy who was driving the car who ran the manhole over doesn't get ticketed or charged with anything.