brookcove
Posted : 5/25/2008 3:36:11 PM
Life here is utter chaos when it comes to mealtimes. the morning meal is not until after chores are done and how long that takes depends on what has to be done - could be done by 7:30 (most days), could be nearly 11:00 (as often happens during lambing). Dinner happens when we are done with our dinner, and the kids are in bed, and I've had a moment to breathe. I distribute raw meaty bones and then we watch whatever video or do whatever studying we are doing for the night. The important thing is that the food does get distributed!
Neither Gus nor Coltrane would ever, ever let us forget to feed. Trane has his "HELLO! FOOD NOW!" bark (argh, Aussies . . . .
) and Gus has this big melodrama a la Disney dog that he goes through.
Gus: Groan.
Me: What now?
Gus: Starving!
Me: Yeah, okay, remember the food you ate six hours ago?
Gus: Starving!
Me: I am ignoring you.
Gus: Look at me, all skin and bones - look how flat I can get on this floor.
Me: Uh, huh. Don't look now, your fat is jiggling when you moan.
Gus: That's not fat, that's bloating from starvation.
Me: Look, just let me finish this . . .
Gus: STARVING!!!!!
Exhibit A: We are terrible abusive parents. His daddy would not let Gus share this sausage gravy biscuit:


Oh, the horror! Daddy ate it instead! All of it!