Bugsy I need your help.

kle1986

Where can we send the Limo? 

OK dis iz wot you do.  First u sniff around.  Den when u smell dem you find where da smell iz da strongest.  It makes ur tail stand straight up and wag. den u must be vewy quiet and tilt u head and listen.  U gots to listen real good. U cud hear dem moving.  Den you whole body gets tense and all u muscles get ready.

den pounce on da ground real fast and make 2 digs wit u paws and stick u head in and gets da mole

simple weally I gots it down now.  i cud even catch dem on my walks.  Once you get one u will know how.

Once you get it be careful cuz dey got sharp claws and sometimes dey bite my lips and get stuck dere.  They squeak good though and you could let dem go and catch dem over and over

Love,

bUgsy 

Head down to flooooooriduh and i showz u. mebbe cheyeneeees iz on da wai.

 piwate dat is gweat dat u catch da lizzerds.  Dey is faaaast and dey go up da gutters and sometimes i make my hoomans mad cuz ah made dat gutter ding come off - oops!  I iz big I cudn't help it.  I get dem sometimes but dey is gud at hiding.  We have gween ones and striped ones wif blue tails.  Wot u got?

I cud learn some tips from you and help get som more fer ya mom.  But not if dey go up da gutters I cut my nose twying to get dem from dere.  

Now dat is a gud question about seepin' in da beds .  My hooman sez go 'on your bed' dat is confusin'.  I wun thru dem and I getz told 'git outa dere'  ha ha dat makes me run faster ha ha den my mom just laughs - she is funny.

I wud like to go to kenTucky or floordah dey both sound like der is plenty to do - I like to work

xo

bUgsy 

Whuz moal anywai? Lik SQUIRLLLLL?!

Cheyanne and I got in trouble today. The man of the house didnt really appreciate us digging /chasing for moles in "his" yard.  When is a man gonna learn that once a woman is in the picture nothing is their's anymore? Lol. Anyways we still have yet to catch a mole and Lillie wont help. She just sniffs the holes and look at us like we're crazy. 

 Watz a Lisssurd?  Is it like dem fings dat buzz buzz buzz an hit da windohs at Gamma's?  Dey has stripies!  And dey is fass!  An, dey sumtimz go in da gudderz.  But wun time i cotted one and it mayd my mouf hurt!  So I don kitch dem N E More!!!  I jess kitch da berdies.

Onyx

 Piwate dis is a mole -

it hurts real bad when they bit on your lip!

dis is a green anole on my front steps

dey taste bad   but are fun to catch

de other ones are fast too! dey are skinks 

I had a bad day today I not catch anyfing - well I did get a couple of bugs but dat wuz it

love

bUgsy 

Wowz! We don't have anything like that where I live! Mom says she's thankful thou.She no like lizards..

I caught a snake once but it was already dead so mom said that doesn't count..

Maybe Bugsy can help me with my aim. Mom say I'm a great hunter but I just can't seem to catch those flies. They'z to fast!! And they fly just out of reach! I jumps but not high enough.. *sigh*

Oh! Mom also says I'm great at hunting Wolf Spiders but they bite back so youz have to be careful when hunting them!

~Maze

P.S Mom says if Lillie won't help you dig, then I can come down and help. I love digging! I'm good at it! 

(Edit: that is one UGLY mole. Looks like a shrew kinda lol) 

Mai lizerd izzent whut ur lizzeers r - i hasta ask mai dad-man, he nows lots bout that. Sumtimes we haiz da green wuns.

 OH EEEEWWWWW!  No wunder u hasta kitch dem mowls.  Dat is OOOOOOOglie!  Mum sez r mowls doen look like dat!  She sez ars are kinda kute an urz are like sumfin outa a Merryio game...wadever dat iz.

I just have to say that this thread made me laugh...you all are just too cute. 

Bugsy - I think I love you!

mrstjohnson

Bugsy - I think I love you!