*tapping fingers* Lisa?? Day 4 update?

she's probably too busy...

you know, doing the work the Unicorn Woman is supposed to do. LOL.

rwbeagles

she's probably too busy...

you know, doing the work the Unicorn Woman is supposed to do. LOL.

That's pretty accurate!!  Actually I have been in meetings all day and going crazy so I haven't had much of a chance to log on.  Nothing major today except for the fact that she was staring at my feet this morning for about 2 minutes.  I finally had to ask, "what?" and she said that she didn't realize "people" actually wore heels that high.  Yeah, I wear high high heels (usually around 4 inches).  I did kind of cop an attitude and said, yes, does it bother you.  She then went into a waay longer than needed to be discussion on how woman are forced to endure such tortures by men, blah blah blah.  My response, "I don't know about that, I just like the way my legs look in them". 

BTW:  I forgot to add that yesterday she had on on purple top, organge cordoroy blazer and striped pants.  I think she thought it was OK because there were purple and orange in the pants...

Lisa, if you have a camera phone you have GOT to get us some pictures. 

I will try...trust me DH is dying for some pics too.

mrstjohnson

I will try...trust me DH is dying for some pics too.

Better yet, just stash a webcam in an innocent looking stuffed dog toy and park it on your desk pointed towards her cube.  We'd love to watch what she does when you're in meetings!  LOL!  I have to admit this is endlessly entertaining for me.  I know it's not so much fun for you, but I thank you for sharing!   

BCMixs

Better yet, just stash a webcam in an innocent looking stuffed dog toy and park it on your desk pointed towards her cube. 

Better yet - a stuffed UNICORN.  Maybe she will talk to it?

BTW:  I forgot to add that yesterday she had on on purple top, organge cordoroy blazer and striped pants.  I think she thought it was OK because there were purple and orange in the pants...

OMG!  ROFLMAO!!  Did she change purses or was she carrying the pink unicorn purse?

She was a professional clown once, right?

miranadobe

Better yet - a stuffed UNICORN.  Maybe she will talk to it?

OK I think I peed myself a little bit when I read that.  ROFLMFAO!!!

miranadobe

Better yet - a stuffed UNICORN.  Maybe she will talk to it?

OK - I am not kidding, but I was in her cube yesterday and she was showing me her cube dwellers (little cube electronic toys that show this little person doing funny things) - you can link a bunch of these cubes together and they interact with each other.  They are cute and whatever, that's cool.  But she was messing with them for about 45 minutes.  Unfortunately, I don't think any of them had a unicorn.

mrstjohnson

But she was messing with them for about 45 minutes.

During her LUNCH hours and not work hours.... riiight?  Right?!

Does she realize those cube things are intended for 8 yr old CHILDREN??

Edit to add: OMG!!!  She went onto Walmart.com and gave them 5 stars!  Look at the review!!  http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=7694952#ShortReviewTitleBar

 I'm assuming she's talking about these, which are in fact made for adults.  They're based off of Tamagotchi, etc, though...

 Hm, I wonder where my Tamagotchi has gone?  I got it in sixth grade or so. 
 

I dunno, Jessica - Wal-Mart has them in the children's toys rated for ages 8-11... lol!

Oh, really?