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How do I convince Mom (Billy the Venturin English cocker spanYELL)

calliecritturs

Posted : 4/25/2008 6:32:15 PM

Hi guys ... HOW do I convince Mom it's MY DAY!!

If I cud get Mom ta buy me 1 of them loddery tickets TADAY!!! (I ken 2 count ta 3)

1 - we just gotted back from beddytimes away - a friend of Mom's. I gotted SO MUCH PETTING ... it was GRATE!

2. - We had FUN an we ate up ALL the weet-frees that Mom bringed. THAT is a good thing! She hadda by MORE

3. - Mom's makin dog food. She's at the end part where she cooks the meet a liddle. She taked ALL the thingamys of burger outa the fridge ... an opened 1. And THIS TIME it worked. I con-cen-trated REEL hard an IT HAPPENED!!! 1 falled on the floor!!!

Mom was pretty fast an I stayed back (cos she said *sigh*). BUT when she picked it up a BIG OLD HUNK falled on the floor. I was FAST. (ack-u-ly I wuz fast-EST ha ha ha). SHE hadda concen-trat on gettin the rest of it in the pot. Soooooooooooooooooo bein the GUD boy I am, I cleaned up the floor!!

But maan.... it worked. I just NEW if I thinked REEL hard that one day i cud move that burger onta the floor.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Iffin 1 of U buyed me a loddery ticket mebbe I could win a life-supply of weet-free treets an .... BUNCHES OF BURGER ... an.... well some fur U .... ok??

Do they sell loddery tickets that say B-I-L-L-Y????

It's been a GUD day. A VERY gud gud day. (Luna's still sulkin -- SHE was slow!!)

Billy the Venturin English cocker

spanYELL

calliecritturs

Posted : 4/25/2008 6:35:18 PM

This is LUNA ... Luna the fast ... pfffffffffffffft. YOU Mr. Purfect ... R just a show-off! I just no that if I'd taken that burger frum U Mom wooda had a hissy!

FourIsCompany

Posted : 4/25/2008 6:40:08 PM

hay Billie! souns lyke U R having a graete day! Wow! I kin jes smel that burger! Gud 4 U! I dont no what is a loddery tikit. SOry, If'n I did, I wud by U 1.

yer fren,

Jaia (the layd bak german shepHERD) hahahaha! Stick out tongue

calliecritturs

Posted : 4/25/2008 7:11:14 PM

Hey herders IS GUD! My old Bud Foxy the Mostlie sheltie was a herder BIG time. Everbuddy needs a herder ta keep everbuddy in line!

I dunno ether -- cos Mom don't buy em. But I heer tell peepuls gets LOTS of monies that way. Monies is that stuff (paper mostlie but not paper we're s'posta eat -- trust me -- yur human wood have a hissy if U eated any!) -- but like when ya goes thru a drive-thru-gimme-food place an Mom gives me monies an they give her FOOD in a bag. THAT kinda monies.

Humans use monies fur everthin -- when we go ta the beddytimes away places the humans goes up ta the "peepul in charge" (behind the big hi desk thingamy) an gives them MONIES an they letcha stay (an then Mom don't hafta make the beds!!! the weird stuff humans do ya no???).

Monies buys treets, monies even gets that grate take-hom food in white boxes!! But they think monies is 'portant -- an somehow this loddery thing is where somebuddy gives you BUNCHES of monies.

An everbuddy says "it's yor lucky day" ... well, WE all no "lucky" is when burger falls frum the sky, or a dog gets a home when they ain't got none ... or .... when my bestest buddy at Dr D's sez "Billy .... wanna treet?" (duhhhhhhhhhhhhh of CORSE I wanna treet!!).

But when humans get all essited over sumthin ... well ... I pays tenshun ... cos ....

Well ... dang it -- SOME DAYZ BURGER JUST FALLS FROM THE HAND TA THE FLOOR!!!

So if we all just THINKS reel reel hard ... mebbe at least we ALL kin gets some burger!

Billy the v.e.c.sYELL (man, I like yors 2!!!)

huskymom

Posted : 4/25/2008 8:19:19 PM

I lyk burger...I gits it in da mornin sumtyms. Mommy stiks it on my chikken afor she freeeezs it. An LIVER too! I luvs liver! I efen lyks it not froezn, cuz its lyk jello. Mommy sez itz grose cuz I slurps it. Wat duz she no enneway. SHE eets wif a ferk.

Onyx

sl2crmeg

Posted : 4/25/2008 8:39:53 PM

Billie mai momz maid SKETTI an she gibed me sprinkley cheez. MMMMMMM. I kep lookin an lookin so she prinkled sum on mai fuds. Meybee if iz lookz at her sum moar she culd bai us a TICK-ed. An i cud bai sprinkley chez an u culd bai weet-freeze and sum burgurs At da Publicks.

calliecritturs

Posted : 4/25/2008 10:24:27 PM

Pirate n Onyx -- see yah ... that's what *I* think ... if we gets this loddery thingamy ... man wee'd have wweeee free 'n libber (yah that IS yum) an shakey cheese (not me ... *sigh* I godda be dare-y free AN wee free .... dang!) but we cud find ALL kinda stuff. we'd have a PAR-TEEE!!!!

jeano

Posted : 4/25/2008 10:39:05 PM

Hey, you guys kin com to my houz and hep me and Sofie eat mouses. An you done hafto wate fer them to fall onna floor or nuthin you go outzide and they is in the grasses! An under da leaves and they is FREE TREETS! Billy you is fast and you can ketch em I know! And they is WeetFREE AN Darey Free!

Okay, so mebbe I haven't gotted one yet but I WILL! Sofie has and says you just crunch 'em and then swaller 'em!

PS: If we don ketch any mouses we can always eat those moose poops! They are Weet Free an DArey Free TOO!

jennie_c_d

Posted : 4/25/2008 11:23:33 PM

How come nobuddy telled ME abowt lodderys? I WANNA WIN A BURGER! N shaky cheez, n weet freez YUM! N livers. N ALTOIDS!!!! YUMMMMMM!!!!!!

Emma, the prTERROR (hehehe)

lorib

Posted : 4/26/2008 1:42:44 AM

Do lottery tickets mean you get lots and lot of pig ears? I know they're bad for me (like potato chip for Mom), but man, are they GOOOOOOOOOD!

outdoorschik

Posted : 4/26/2008 8:05:17 AM

heya Billys... it's Oli-vah. I wants to move-ta flori-dah wit' you. See my mum is mean mean mean lately. We got's this dogger in a crate dey call cricka-pet and dey keep gibbin er all sortsa numbly things like bones, an' bully sticks, an' all sorts a stuff, cause she's gotta sta in der an' heal. Cept it ain't MY day since i only get SUM ob does things and she gets em alla da time. My mum ses I gotta be nice an patient cuz she's injur-ed but it' ain't fair. I tink yer mom ougta adopta lab (me DUH).

PS, we gots TONS ob moose poops up here. We's goin' on a hike later and I kin eats lotsa moose poops den. Khoale ses dat dem mouses/mole tingeys is tasty too... she ketches dem in da fields an goes krunch krunch GULP!

PPS - It really ain't mah dey... I forgotta tell yous all dat we's pet-sittin' my cousins, a lab an' a crazzie alaskan husky. Dey bin eattin' some ob our fud... dat mean der won't be nuf 4 me I tinks.

calliecritturs

Posted : 4/26/2008 2:24:23 PM

s'mee Billy ...

HAY Olly-VAH!!!!! Dontcha no we's alreddy re-lated!! My Mom is yore "Ant Callie" an hers alreddy said you kin come here ANY-times. Heck ... eben *I* member when U was just a puppy!!

Mom sez yore a "big boy now" ... sooo that is GRATE! Then Miz Kee Shu can worship YOU fur a change!!! c-mon DOWN!!!!!

Now .. I been lookin on a map thingamy -- an Ole n Sophia are kinda fur away. But man if those moosey-thingamys is whee-free ... well mebbee. Cept MOm always sez it's REEL cold up there. An ... well, I don't do cold good. You guys bedder come here.

Now Pi-rates got it rite and so duz Emma Nems -- Altoids rock ... liddle but man they packa PUNCH!! whoooooooo. Makes yur mouf freeze'n hot at the same time!! Like candy canes all ramped up!! But heck Emma ... U is NAMED fur candy!! choklit no less!!

Man we gotta stop talkin about food -- makes ME hungry!!

Billy the venturin english cocker spanYELL

jennie_c_d

Posted : 4/27/2008 11:53:55 AM

Heeey Billy!

Iz MY day!!! Mom has a birfday n ms lyn bringed cup CAKE! Mmmmm! Yello fluf on top n yum yum yum sprrrrrrrrinkelzzz!!!!!

We has cheez n libber n see mo... see mo... hip treets! YUM!