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Okay, this is just....ew.

Posted : 4/5/2008 7:43:29 PM

*warning, it's a news story but contains adult content and it's, well.....icky* It involves a man who apparently was very much in love with...his patio table, just as a heads up. Read on if you wish.

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Surprise

I will never be able to look at my patio table the same. Or people.

Ew.

grab01

Posted : 4/5/2008 9:58:28 PM

I just can't imagine that to be comfortable or all that enjoyable Indifferent

stardog85

Posted : 4/5/2008 10:01:18 PM

How does someone ever even think of doing that?! nevermind, I don't really wanna know.

fuzzy_dogs_mom

Posted : 4/5/2008 11:22:46 PM

Wow. Just wow. I wonder what that does to his wife's self confidence? I mean it's one thing to have a thing for Angelina Jolie ... but a picnic table? Then again, maybe they're both nuts. She may have something going on with the Hoover.

Joyce

lorib

Posted : 4/6/2008 1:05:54 AM

Can you imagine what the 911 operator had to do to keep a straight face when THOSE calls came in? It just boggles the mind! Surprise

ron2

Posted : 4/6/2008 6:58:36 PM

Was the table made out of wood?

"Love ... is a many-splintered thing..."

Kyda

Posted : 4/6/2008 7:22:02 PM

"In addition to public outrage, we imagine there's considerable jealousy among Price's other lawn furniture."

Is it wrong to laugh at this? lol

Liv

Posted : 4/7/2008 1:42:14 AM

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing, this has to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. What is wrong with people lol.

Infiniti

Posted : 4/7/2008 8:48:59 AM

Honestly, you can't tell me that the picnic table was the best, most comfortable place for that. Stick out tongue

probe1957

Posted : 4/7/2008 11:14:17 AM

Hmmmmm. I've got a pretty cute picnic table. ;)

scrubsfiend

Posted : 4/7/2008 11:14:18 AM

Just when you think you've heard it all... wow. Lube? Condom? Foreplay? I mean, if you are going to do it right, do it all the way!

ron2

Posted : 4/7/2008 7:53:49 PM

I would imagine the staff in the ER of most any major hospital could tell of a few odd predicaments they had to handle. Carnal relations with a picnic table would be the least of it.

Are we going to see a bunch of little tables running around?