What are the things your dogs do that make you laugh?

My dad's dog has two old shoes that she plays with.  She will get one by the shoestrings and start spinning around in a circle with the shoestrings in her mouth.  She shoe spins with her.  She has busted my shin bone with one of her shoes like that.  Now, when I see her with the shoes, I go in another room

Oh this could be a long list, but I'll keep it short LOL.  Prancer is a nut.
* I work from home and she often comes into my home office for a visit - when she wants to play she makes these high pitched talking sounds.  It just cracks me up - if I had to translate it would be "oh mom - you're sooooo boring - come play with me - I'm such a CUTE puppy ... lets PLAY lets PLAY"
* She loves her toys and doesn't like when I put her toys back into her toybox, so one by one she takes them out until they are all over the carpet runner between the kitchen and living room.  Once she's surrounded (picture small white dog with a like size pile of multicolored toys next to her) she then starts to "rearrange" them - playing with one for a few minutes, then moving it to another part of the room.  She does this one by one until all 15 to 20 toys are scattered around the entire house.  It really looks like she deliberately scatters them so that there's a toy nearby whenever she wants to play
* She was mischievous one day and found an open seam in a throw pillow - when she discovered the stuffing it was just all fun - pillow stuffing EVERYWHERE.  I really liked that pillow but I laughed when I saw the green fluff all over the living room.  As I picked it up piece by piece she came over and licked at my face as if to say "I didn't mean it - but it was just TOO much fun - I couldn't help myself - I'm sorry, are you mad ??"
 

Joey digs his head in the blankets and snuffs and grunts.  It's the funniest thing ever.

When Bevo passes gas, he feels the need to jump up out of bed & race around trying to figure out where that noise came from.  He always ends up staring at his butt with this confused look on his face.  I laugh everytime.

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Buddy will lay on his back and chew on his back feet.  Usually he will have just scratched his ear and then in goes the foot.  He will mouth his foot, leg, pads and then he starts to bite his nails!  LOL  Then, after he is done mouthing he will start to play with his foot.  He tries to catch it between his front paws, he bats at his back foot with his front paw.  It is pretty funny and something you just have to see to appreciate it.
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Harley is a groaner, when she's playing by herself or when we are playing fetch. I think that's the husky in her. I've read that they are very talkative. She does the yawn too. Is that something that Husky's do?

Yup, thats mine too. Crusher sings with the vaccum. Onyx does her AAARROOOOOOOOooo yawn to let me know its time to get up. Crusher grumbles when he thinks I'm not being FREE enough with the treats. Both will chase thier tails if I'm not paying enough attention to them. Oh and Crusher is King of Nonchalant. He will climb into my lap as if its the most normal thing in the world. About once a month. And if he's bored he'll go over and snag one of Kali's toys to bring to his crate and leave it there. I never catch him, I just find them in there when I go to put him to bed.

Molly loves those perfume sample strips that are in magazines. When I am reading a mag, and she smells something she likes, she hops up next to me and rests her head on my elbow crook. I put her in a nice sit-stay, then I rip out the sample and hand it to her. With her teeth she gingerly unfolds the paper to reveal the scent strip and then she goes and rolls all over it for several minutes. She really gets into it - rolls with the right side of body, then left, then her back with 4 legs in the air and back on her side again. It's pretty funny and never fails to make me smile and laugh out loud. She smells pretty darn good afterwards! Molly does had a preference to certain scents too!

[sm=clapping hands smiley.gif][sm=rotfl.gif]Crusher has his preferences too. I think cat poop his fave. Or maybe dead squirrel...[:'(]

I love when the chase each other wildly around the yard and then wrestle. They look like they are dancing together, each on their hind legs.

I taught Molly to stay, shake, say please, sit, jump thru a hoop,drop it,down, naughty, leave it and sneeze so far. I may have left something out as we are busy learning right now but the thing that she does that makes me laugh is when I tell her to sneeze and she does. Yes I taught her to do this. When people come over and want to know if she knows any tricks I show them Molly sneezing on command. That is even better then her jumping thru the hoop everyone thinks.

My alarm clock plays the sound of ringing bells to wake me. Ixa comes in and howls with them, and I join her. It's our good morning song []

Tyson does so many things that make me laugh!

He is so ball crazy! When we are playing fetch in the house, he will bring us the ball, then go run away in anticipation and wait for you to throw it. He will just sit and wait for a very long time, even if we've decided to stop playing. Every once in a while he will run back in the living room, like, "where is it, what are you waiting for?"

He is also so persistent that he will stand there with the ball/stuffy/anyotherkindoftoy in his mouth with his chin resting on your hand/leg/foot for minutes on end (10+) just waiting for you to try to take it from him. Annoying but funny.

Whenever you give him a special treat, he usually gets very excited and starts jumping up and down around it, leaping in the air and play bowing in excitement. Its quite comical.

Tyson does the "look at my butt in confusion" thing when he farts too, thats pretty funny.

If Ella is laying next to me on the couch and I'm talking to her, she'll bury her face real fast under her paws. Then she'll look up at me when I'm not talking, but as soon as I look at her and start talking again, she hides her face again.

Ella, too, is ball obsessed. As soon as ANYONE walks into my house, she has to go get her ball and chomp on it and run up to them.

If you've ever seen the movie, "Spanglish", well, Ella IS that golden retriever that they warn not to throw the ball for. She'll play catch ALL DAY LONG.

When we throw her ball, she'll pounce on it. I call it the "bully pounce" because it's cat-like, but it's much stronger because she has the bully strength behind it. And since she's a bully and not very graceful, it's a clumsy-like movement.

She also cracks me up when she has to pop her head into the bathroom to see where I'm at. Then as soon as she sees me in there, she usually leaves and ends up leaving the bathroom door wide open. Punk.
I think it's funny that she drools profusely when I put her food dish down and make her sit and wait for a release. She's SO attentive to me, but she's DROOLING MADLY.