Dog Logic [If you Need a Smile]

    • Gold Top Dog

    Dog Logic [If you Need a Smile]

    I wanted to share an E-Mail I got today from my Mom with all of my wonderful friends here on the forum!

    What's your favorite dog logic/picture? Post & Share! :o)

    "Dog Logic"

    "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous

    "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams

    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings

    "The average dog is nicer than the average person." - Andy Rooney

    "Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate." - Anonymous

    "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones

    "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown

    "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein

    "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

    "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Mark Twain

    "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras

    "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them." - Phil Pastoret

    Life is short!  Break the rules!  Forgive quickly!  Kiss slowly!
    Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably...
    And never regret anything that made you smile. :o)

    Love Always, Mom

    • Gold Top Dog
    So cute!

    "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

    I beg to differ with the above quote, my dogs think quite highly of themselves. :D

    • Gold Top Dog

    hahaha i think my pup does to0o0o (sometimes)