I 'stole' this one from the horse forum [
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How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Daschund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led all these people from the dark room, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimiter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of this situation.
8. Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
9. Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua: Yo qiuero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinkin' light bulb"
12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.....
14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, maybe my nails will be dry.