Weirdest thing your dog has eaten?

My Rott has eaten a couple

relations object, of the male variety

, and a few feminine hygiene products.

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and I thought my boy was bad; all he ever ate was a bar of soap and a brand new bottle of Bitter Apple (all but the sprayer top).
 
Still laughing....

Laura C. - I'm practically choking I'm laughing so hard!
 
Mic - yeah, how could I forget the feminine hygiene products...eewwww
 
On the old format board I mentioned a story of Shari and another dog I had when I was married eating the crotch part out of my undies that they took out of the hamper.

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Laura C. - I'm practically choking I'm laughing so hard!

Mic - yeah, how could I forget the feminine hygiene products...eewwww

On the old format board I mentioned a story of Shari and another dog I had when I was married eating the crotch part out of my undies that they took out of the hamper.

That is too funny, Tina. Even worse than them eating the crotch out is you not KNOWING they've done it, but realizing it later - after you've already gotten to work (wearing it).

You know, y'all really shouldn't get me started this morning. Oh well, you've gone and done it now. Bree's favorite thing to do when she was a puppy was to wait until we had company, and then she'd stealth into the bedroom, steal a pair of my undies, and then run around the house with them. Thing was, they were longer than she was tall, so she'd shove her chin WAY up into the air, and prance around with them.

Then, as she got older she got into raiding my pocket book. She has stolen - of all things - feminine items. It always seems to happen when there is company too. I go to try to take this thing she's dangling by a string (yes, she has unwrapped it, and de-applicatored it), and she responds by running zoomies around me, jumping up and down off my company's laps - aforementioned item spinning spirals in front of her face. *sighs*

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would you believe underwear.  it came right back up the next morning  but how he got it down his throat is really scary.

Simba likes to eat wood, he cant get enough of it! Worst thing he ate was a full Indian Curry luckily it was a Tikka (not so spicy) but his poop was not very nice the following day and his farts stank! [:'(]
 
Also ate a Chicken Little toy once from a Happy Meal it came out the other end fully intact went staright in the bin! [] 

I'm not sure which part is worse - what our dogs have eaten, or the fact that we all can tell what it looked like when it came OUT.

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Does "almost ate" count?  Lani had gotten ahold of my jewelry before so when my wedding ring disappeared off my dresser I thought she ate it after having looked EVERYWHERE!  Vet said to keep an eye on her and check poops for it.  After 3 days of squishing poop piles I found it under the bed!  Yuck!  And yes - I apologized to her.  []
 
Our schipperke ate my retainer as a kid (boy - were my parents mad!). 

Um...Lily at my bite plate and since we have moved to Indy geese poop is a new thing.  Charlie eats all of my chapstick, no matter what he will find it and destroy it.

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Slicky is actually pretty good so far, he only eats the sort of "obvious" stuff that a puppy would eat:  scrunchies, socks, leather gloves, horse poop, stuffie bits (he actually passed 2 EYEBALLS from a toy and his poop was literally STARING at me!) 
 
Now my last Lab, Monkey - well I don't even know where to start.. 
 
- Used feminine hygiene products - yes.  Brought them out in front of company - yes.  Shredded them in our bed, for us to discover later - yes.
- Used marital intimacy "things" - yes.  Pooped them out on the street for the dogwalker to pick up - yes.
- I still don't know how he did this, but somehow got to an entire bunch of bananas that were on top of the refrigerator and ate them.  I came home to a pile of banana peels on the sofa (he liked to be comfortable when he was eating..) and white poop for about 2 days.
- Candles - this one's a kicker!  He chewed up a LARGE box of tapers, again while on the sofa.  He spit the wax out as he was chewing.  Well, he feel asleep in his mess and the heat from his body melted the cheap wax.  When I came home from work, he was *waxed* to the sofa.  He could not even get up to greet me!  I had to PEEL him off the fabric.. 
- a 20 dollar bill
- a small ziploc bag of marijuana that my ex-husband had tried to hide from me.  Monkey found it and swallowed it.  I discovered it in his poop and my ex was busted.   This one is NOT funny, because the plastic could easily  have broken and he would have ingested the drugs..  
 
That's all I have time for right now!  I've had Labs all my life, so could go on all day...
 
 

"I still don't know how he did this, but somehow got to an entire bunch of bananas that were on top of the refrigerator and ate them.  I came home to a pile of banana peels on the sofa (he liked to be comfortable when he was eating..) and white poop for about 2 days"
 
OMG, that's hilarious - all of it really - but what I'd like to know is how did he peel those bananas??[sm=rofl.gif]

OMG, Christine, I conceed. I bow to your dogs' greater hilarity. I now have the hiccups from belly laughing at Monkey.

Oh Christine, thanks for the good laugh this morning! I have to agree, labs are the most creative in eating strange things! Retrievers in general seem to live for their stomachs. I think the funniest thing about labs and retrievers eating weird stuff is how CHEERFUL they are about it. You come home, and they've got (for example) green latex paint on their chins and they are so HAPPY to share their latest fun thing with you.

Hunter dog, who was Chesapeake and Australian shepherd, was the dog who ate an entire bottle of Tums. He was minty fresh for 24 hours and kept waking me up that night burping and farting.

I've told some of these before but......Stevie and Hunter came in one day from getting into the garage and drank and drank and drank and drank and drank and drank and I said, "WHY are these dogs SO THIRSTY?"

I went into the garage and found about fifty tootsieroll pop sticks, a few wrappers, the big plastic bag that had held about 200 tootsie roll pops.....and that was all. YOU'D be thirsty too if you ate that many tootsie pops (and their sticks and wrappers)!

This isn't MY dog but this happened when I was a kid. My friend Cindy had a gsd. I've forgotten his name, we'll call him King. One day we were out in the yard, the laundry was fluttering from the line, and King horked up an entire set of suspenders! Her dad came out and said "I was WONDERING where those were!"

Sadie (lab/elkhound/mutt) would eat the bathroom soap. She'd sneak into the bathroom and steal the soap from the holder and eat pieces off it.

When I worked in a park it was back before the flip top lids on cans stuck to the cans. Remember when you pulled them off and they came completely off? People threw them on the ground all the time, and for some reason, wild animals eat shiny things. The main animals that died from eating these things were raccoons, coyotes and kingfishers. The kingfishers died because they saw a shiny fish-like object in the water and would dive to get it--except the water was generally too shallow. So I spent a LOT of time picking up pounds of flip tops.

Well, Sofia and Athena were like that. They'd try to eat bottle caps, tin foil, anything shiny. Broken glass even! Ole (my son) and I had to do some serious training with them to make them leave things like that alone! This is just another reason coydogs are not for everyone! Little rascals!

Our golden Chewey who is now at the bridge at a whole bag of blowpops  My sister is obsessed with them and she left an unopened bag unattended and he ate it all while they were gone.  They come home to a 110 lb golden with blowpops and/or gum all over his fur.