I know you aren't supposed to let your dog demand attention. But come on, we're all suckers for dogs here so I know that you must give in when they pull cute antics to get your attention. So, let's hear them.
When I lay down in bed and flip on the TV, Neiko will jump up, lay his body across me at a 90 degree angle, then stttttrrrrreeeeetch out as long as he can make himself and look at me like "come on, you can't resist petting this wonderful soft furry body!" It's so cute, I give in every time - which is why he keeps going it
Dakota doesn't pull any cutsie moves, she just comes up to me, turns her back and sits down then looks at me out of the corner of her eye like "here's my back, scratch it please!"