OK, I don't cook. Well, I know how to make Chex Mix, 7 layer chip dip, Puppy Chow (human kind), shortcake, and chicken broccoli casserole and that's it. Everything I eat is basically mac 'n cheese, sandwiches, bagels, salads, canned soup, or frozen dinners.
Next Saturday I am hosting a dinner party for work. The newest person has to host each year. It will be for 8 adults (including me and DH). We have to do the main dishes and the other couples will do salad, dessert, and drinks.
Besides the fact that I don't know how to cook is the problem that I don't have much to cook WITH. For example, I do not have a single pan suitable for cooking meat/roast in an oven, lol.
My dad said I can have a venison roast from one of my brother's deers. Can't roast it in the oven since I don't have a pan. We do, however, have a crockpot (still in the packaging, lol). So, does anyone know how to do a good venison roast? Everyone is just like "oh duh, just put it in there with some veggies!" But....what veggies? How much? What temp? How long? Water? Spices? Herbs? Seriously, my culinary skills are at a 3rd grade level!!
Also, what is another dish that would go good with a venison roast? Cheesy sliced potatoes or whatever the fancy name is? Is that easy to make? Or can I do the roast and my chicken broccoli casserole too?
Help, I suck at life!
PS. I asked if anyone was a veggie and they said no so we're good to go with the meat.