Ratsicles
Posted : 11/25/2007 8:36:32 PM
Ugh, I have stupid names for all of my pets. I rarely refer to them by their actual names.
Axl- Smaxl, Craxl, Fatty, Fathead, Old Pig, White Pig, Hambeast
Butter- Butthead, Buttface, Buttertroll, Buttnick, plus alot of things that wouldn't be safe to post. 
Culley- Cullinary, The Captain, Red Pig, Vicious, Fritzi GummiHams (don't ask), Hams(he has really muscular hind legs, we call them his "hams";), Glory Hams, Sculley
Pepito- Really just goes by "Pete." Also, Juanito Chikito Burrito Pepito, Juan, Becky (he lurves Axl, so we call him Axl's "girlfriend," and Axl pretends he is a girl and calls him "Becky"...yeah, we have running narratives for our dogs.
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Chief- Thomas Chieferson, Chieferson, Cheefle, Floofdog, Mr. BearBear, Chiefersonian, Cheeflebutt
Punchy- Punch, PunchyMunch, Munchy, Sucker Punch, Fruit Punch, Piglet, Wigglebutt
I have alot more but most of them aren't safe to post...plus we have running narratives for all of our dogs and nicknames that correspond with those. We pretty much just sit around all day and do voices for our dogs and make up stupid stories about their interractions. It's pretty sad. 