Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

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    Ok Shadow, you come here and bring the snow and we'll ship Syndey and the sunny weather up to your mom, ok????  OOopppsss  gotta run, if mom catches me trying to get rid of my sister again I am in BBIIIIGGGG trouble....
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    hey guys its charley   my had some problems signing in so i couldnt get on but hope ive never been to the beach but  i thing thats something you eat? yep yep  i have a ear infection and it hurts  my ears  but im going to go sleep im tired
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    How come everyone on here has a Girlfriend but me?  I wish I had a girlfriend.  I have 2 sisters but that is just gross.  Even though sometimes I have to show them who's boss.

    All this beach talk reminds me of Ernie.  Anyone know where he went?  I havent been to the beach for a long time.  Yesterday i went to where the  beach used to be but it was all snow and ice.  I'm serious the water was GONE!  I walked out a bit to see if I could find it but mom called me back cause she said it didn't look safe.  What the heck is that supposed to mean?  I didn't see anything dangerous for miles!

    My cousin Tucker almost got killed by a wolf pack last week.  They sent a girl in heat to get him to come out but he's snipped so he didn't go.  I wonder if she was wearing panties?  I'll have to ask him.
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    I gots a girlfriend but I haven't never SEEN her.  Mom sez she lives a long ways away in sumplace called massechusus.  Mom sez if she and daddy ever get a vacation she wants to go to sumplace called Boston to see some red sox playing and I can go meet my sweet Sioux.
     
    Ooops again.....
    Luv, Shadow 
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    hey crusher charley here you just have to look for the right girl and hope is the right girl for me promise you'll find one just stop looking   your a good looking huskey and so you'll find the girl just for you 
     
    my sister  soda said hi she is busy plaiyng ball so she'll type later got to go out side
     
    charley
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    Well I do have two girlfriends here in TBay.  One is Lucy and I have known her for a loooonnng time.  Almost 6 months!  She's a border collie something and dawg can she run!  The other one is named Sadie.  She's a Saint and I've only met her once but we hit it off.  She can pin me!  What a Woman!  But I want a girl that I can have long meaningful conversations with on the computer.  You know about bones, and poop, and earthworms, and raw chicken!  Someone thats not afraid to get her paws dirty.  Age doesn't matter, either does size.  I'd prefer her to be fixed so she can talk me through it when I go in next month.  If someone wants to give me thier sister they can have both of mine!

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    you can have soda  shes a small pup but shes pretty cool she always tell me that she likes the huskey next door so your in luck  yea  i dotn want your sisters tho i have my lover hope   yep yep
     
     
    charley
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    Hey Shadow, do you have a little brudder for me.  I'm Seqouyah, and my mom says I'm very prittie in a tom boy kinda way, whatever that means.  Mom says I'm her little redmerlgirl, but I don't know what that is either.  I'm only a puppy, but I'm groing up fast.
    My favorite game is herd the bottle.  Sioux says she wants to play spin the bottle but you lives too far away.  Maybe my dad could throw it to you.
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    I've got THREE little brudders...not really little cuz Thunder is MY size, and so is Tyler.  Mom sez those bad people fed him junky food and he growed too fast and now he's got sumpthin called pain oh cuz of it.  Theo is littler then me tho.  Him and Tyler are only 8 months old.  So prolly Theo would be the best brudder for you.  Mom sez Theo is a little spitfire.  I never saw him spit any fire, but thats what mom sez.  Spin the bottle, huh?  I asked momma about that and SHE said that's pretty fun stuff.  I sure hope mommy and daddy can go to that boston place and watch those red sox thingees play a game...I'll bring Theo and him and me'll cum and play bottles with you girls.
    Luv, Shadow
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    OOOHhhhhhhh Crusher, do I have a deal for you!!!!!  Buddy ol' pal of mine!!!  I have a really stinky little sister for you!!!  Her favorite pastimes include:  rolling on worms and frogs, stealing my kong, licking my bowl after me, cleaning my face (it's already clean), teasing me and trying to get me to chase her but she's faster than me, sleeping on Mom & Dad's bed when they aren't home....she LOVES to dig but she gets in trouble for it and has a big dog bark even though she's pretty little, she's only 35lbs (we went to the vet today so we know...I'm a big guy, I'm 70lbs and mom said something about putting me on a diet for a pound or two, whatever that means).  So, did I sell ya on her?  Mom says she a pretty little girl, but I can't tell, she's my sister...yuck!!!!!!!  Oh yeah.....mom says she isn't broken anymore, she got fixed when she was little.....and she's going to be 2 next month....so she's even of age!!!
     
    Let me know and I'll ship her to you!!!   Luv Nigel
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    Ok, I can't ship her to you.....my mom caught me on the 'puter.....she says if I don't quit trying to give Sydney away I can't play on the 'puter any more.....
     
    But if you ask really nicely.......[;)]
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    Ok, Sydney here....I've heard that my big brother has been trying to give me away!  Can you believe that???  I'm cute and friendly (once I decide you are ok) I love to play in the yard and I let my brother think he's in charge, what more could a girl do for her big brother?????
     
    Man oh man....does anyone else have this problem with their big brothers????  Maybe I need new friends!
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     o my  gusse what i almost got ran over cuz the fence blew open  and me and doby got out and  i was walkign along and shaylan saw and she was calling us and  i was walking over to her and this big red car came and almost raned  me over
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    You have to be careful with those car and truck things!!!!  They are scary and I don't like them...but my mom says that's just fine with her....I'll keep away from them...please do go getting hurt....that would mean you can't go out and play with the ball anymore!!!
     
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    Cars are fun to ride in you get to see new things and new smells. I got to stay at a motel where people petted me and told mommy how cute I was. I haven't been hit by a car, but I bet that would be scary.
     
    I just don't like big semi, dumptruck, or the backhoe that comes behind our house to dig big hole then place dead bodys in those holes