Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

Emma, that's really cool. The place with the water ice opened up again here, and I went there to get my most favorite Mango water ice. I even stood up at the counter so they would know it was for me, and I didn't get in trouble. Cept I did get in trouble a little bit cause I growled at a creepy looking lady. My mom said that if I didn't stop she would take my water ice home to Millie, AND if I do it again she won't let me order my own anymore. I'd have to stay in the car all by myself while she ordered it. The nextest time we went there I didn't get to go up to the  window, but she didn't either. Then we went to that funny place where my mom talks to that board, and it talks to her, and then we drive around the place and someone gives us chicken nuggets, and they gave me one. They really like me there, cause they think I am cute (which I am not, btw) but I think that's why they give us chicken nuggets, so I don't mind so much. 

Hope, you LIKE the water????  I went to the beach once with my big brother Nigel and Mom & Dad.  Now this just proves that my big brother is crazy, he went into the water chasing after this stick that Mom threw in there.  All by himself!!!  Mom had my leash and we went walking down the hill and before I knew it I was belly deep in this wet cold stuff!!!!  I didn't like it very much.  I jumped straight up in the air (got all four paws out of the water) and tried to get out of the water but I couldn't get out, it was all around me!  Mom wasn't very nice and neither was Dad....they just stood there laughing at me!!!!  I was very suspicious of them after that...I made sure that they didn't get me anywhere near that water again....
 
I like it much better when I have hard ground under my paws!
 
Your friend Sydney

Water is the BEST.  When you get to GO to the beach, that's the greatest.  Water in the wading pool is fun too, but the BEACH is just the BEST.  We can go 'most anyplace that isn't a public beach....mom takes us to a roadside park on Lake Michegun where the sand and the water are full of big old stones so PEEPLES don't like to go in there.  Mom and dad and our furless brudder all leave those things on their feets cuz mom sez that wet rocks are too slippppery with bear feet.  Why mom would get bear feet when hers get wet, I dunno.  I looooooove to jump over the waves.  I like to chase the white stuff that the waves make.  Furdad likes to swim as far as mom will let him go, but she doesn't let him go real far cuz she sez he might get too tired to come back.  Momma really only likes to get in the water cuz mom is in it....she's a girl tho and kinda a wuss.
 
Sumtimes tho, when the water smells really, really good, when mom brings us home she gets us wet AGAIN with the green snake. Sez she hasta rinse the smell off us and make sure we don't get any cooties from the stinkee water.  She only duz that tho when the water smells REALLY good....when it just smells like plain old water we dont haffta get wet from the snake.  Moms really dont get the difference tween good and bad smells.
 
I love love LOVE summer cuz then I don't haf to get a baf in the big white place.
Love, Shadow

Oh Shadow dude, you are sooo right about the water stuff!  Do you like to go out and get the stick that Mom throws for you?  You sound pretty cool kid, kinda like the cool little brother I DIDN'T get....I got stuck with a yucky little sister who doesn't like water.....(she's crazy, I think it's the girl cooties that have eaten up her brain) 
 
Anyway, I LOVE the beach/ponds but don't have much use for it myself when it's in the white pond in the house, but I love that stuff when it's outside!!!  My mom used to take us to the beach in ME and I LOVED it!!!  One time I even saw this really big dead thing on the beach and I went to go check it out and Mom hollared at me to stay away....sumtin bout a dead seal?  What's a seal??  I don't know but it was stinky and I really wanted to check it out! 
 
My Mom does the same thing to me when I find really good water, that's usually when we go camping with G'ma and G'pa in CO....there are ponds up there that are FULL of the best smelling water....you could come up with us....there are cows to chase (they are fun but only if they are going the same direction I am going AND they are ahead of me!), the cows also leave us presents that are GREAT to roll in...I've at least been able to teach Sydney about that....though I did get in trouble for that one, and there are LOTS of holes to sniff in and trails to go on hikes.....we go for a few days....it's the best..you even get camping food if you go....G'ma gets in trouble, but I love her for it!!!!

I wannnnna goooooooo!!!  Can your mom tell my mom to let me go??  Pleasssseeeeee????  There are so many dogs here that they won't miss me anyhow....well, they MIGHT, but they've got FIVE other dogs to love up on and walk and feed and stuff.......I WANNA GOOOO....I wanna have YOUR gramma and grammpa.....
love, Shadow

oh, no, I don't get to chase a stick.  Mom throws a frisbeee thing and we chase that.

That's ok Shadow, my Mom will throw a frisbee for you.....Sydney likes the flying squirrel that Mom call's her "Fris"....but I don't like them....I like my basketball the bestest but it doesn't float....so I like sticks cuz they float for me....sorry but I don't share my basketball.....so bring your own frisbee and we'll trade you for Sydney...think your Mom would notice a little black and white brat????  
 
Let me know...and we'll get a plan together.
 

by the way...which one are you in the picture...my Mom says I might have some of that German sherpard thing in me....maybe we are brothers???

I'M not in the picture!  Can you believe it??  Mom put up a picture of the temporary brudders and left ME out.  How rude was that??  She sezs she's gonna make sumpthin called a composite of all of us and I think she tried to do that yesterday cuz she was saying bad werds at the puter again.  She sez sombuddy named Randall was gonna do a slideshow thingee for her too, but she's gotta get some kind of dress to send picshures too and she hasn't dun that yet.

IF we stick your sister under my momma MAYBE mom will think sumpthin that wasn't posed to be able to happen did??  Maybe Mom will think momma had a puppy?
 
opps....I forgot...
Love, Shadow

Man, i don't get to go to beach today! Momma said its too cold, and its going to be raining. So they get to go to the Rodeo instead, while i stay here alll bored! :whining: But Momma said next week we can!
Last night momma would not go to bed, she was up till 12 oclock or so talking to some guy on another pet fourm about his dieing gerbil. Who spends there time helping a TREAT!? Then, this morning it died. Momma was all upset, and i didnt get it, why!? its a gerbil for treats sake! Its suppost to be my dinner.
 
Anyway, i have to go for my walk,
Love,
Hope

Max, I think you're pretty cute.

Emma

boy did WE have a funnnnn FUNNNNN day.  Mom and dad took us out on our drag linz and out to the fields.  The snow is REALLY deep cuz we haven't been able to run out there lately.  It comed all the way up to my belly sometimes and that's a LONG ways up, cuz I've got really long legs mom sez.  Me and Theo went out 2gether and that little wuss kept laying down in the snow.  Mom said cuz he's shorter than me and kept getting stuck in the snow.  Then dad made balls from the snow and threw them for us.  We sure lost a lot of dads balls...I hope he doesn't mind.  Maybe we can find them when the snow goes away.
 
We had lots and lots of fun.  The sun was shining really bright and it was warm in the air, but the snow was really wet and cold today.  And, we found mud!!  When mom and dad let us run on the road that mom calls the naybors driveway it was good and MUDDY!!!  Mom sez that their gravel stuff got plowed up and they are gonna have to get more pretty soon.  I had a big long nap, and now I'm tired again.  Time for some zzzzzzzz's.
Luv, Shadow

Shadow, your Mom & my Mom must think alike......my Mom & Dad took us to the field by the house and we got to chase the basketball and the fris and then we got to sniff the field...that was cool but you are lucky you have snow.  I love the snow, we don't have any here.
 
Luv Nigel

Nigel....my mom sez you can HAVE all our snow.  Mom's pretty sick of snow.  when it snows it takes all six of us to smush it down so we can play in our fenced yard.  Or even go potty in our fenced yard.  It's a LOT of work.  Mom sez we've got about 6 feet of snow smushed down to about 6 or 8 solid inches and it's gonna still be there NEXT winter.  I sure hope she's wrong!
Luv, Shadow

Hi guys,
It's me, Sequoyah.  Sioux's in sleeping with daddy, so I'm on the 'puter.  I just got home from play group a couple of hours ago, but I'm not tired.  Mommy was not happy with me 'cuz I "blew off" her request to "sit".  I was just seeing what would happen.  Mom waited me out, and I knew I wouldn't get that two liter soda bottle that she throws for me......so, I sat. *&%)$$^(  (Sorry.  Dancer says I can't say doggy curses here - oops, I take it back, OK?)