Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

Peachie and the girls thank you for the nice response. Mommy says she needs to buy a stick and beat off all the people that talk to us on our walks. We have to stop every five or ten minutes so they can tell mommy how cute I am or they just want to talk about me. I love all the attention, but boy is it hard to have a good walk when you got so many people wanting to talk to you. Mommy says more people know my name then they do any other dog or even mommy's name.
 
I don't think I like big amount of water no more mommy showed me a picture of an ocean and a pool. It doesn't look safe I think I may join your sister Bailey on that raft. It looks safer.
 
Tigger doesn't respond to his name he comes to the cats when they meow. Silly Tigger.
 
Mommy says I got to let Eli on the puter now. Don't listen to anything he says he is crazy and I'm NOT his daddy!
 
Blue
 
 
 
Hello,
 
It's Eli the cute Shepherd tabby mix! I don't understand these people they keep calling me a monkey kitty can't they see I'm a doggy? My other daddy clint says there is a groundhog under the back porch. I want to find it and kill it to show I'm a good doggy. Summer is almost here and that means open windows and I can look out the top of the windows again! Looking out the window from the bottom of window is no fun. Plus i can eat flys or crickets again. yumm! Now if only this year they will let me go out and potty with my daddy Blue I want a leash too.
 
Got to go beat up Mocha.
 
Eli
 
P.S. Blue's mommy is mean look at this picture she took of me. I'm so a shame of it.
 
 
 
Ok he is gone for now! See what I mean that cat is not right in the head! If you want him please ask I'm willing to get rid of him.[]
 
Blue

Geez Blue!  I know what ur mom  means about people stopping u all the time.. mom gets so put out with what she calls idiots (sometimes she says they are other stuff too! must be different kind of human-I am not sure) 
 
ALL of them come up with hands stuck out at us, we don't like that either...some make over us and some make mean remarks about the way we look, (u do kno bald is beeeeutiful doncha?)  oh yeah.. and bi-ped kids, they are grabby, glad mom don't have bi-ped kids.  guess they are ok... at a distance that is.
 
Anyway ...I love to be petted, Ginger don't like strangers to touch her but she deals with it.  Debo, he is what mom calls a mamas boy whatever that is, I just kno she can tell him to give her a hug and he runs up her like mad to get to her neck and hug - how silly is that now?  anyway, he lays down so they can't reach him!  WhoopieDo, she is all pink and dotted, she talks to everyone, never shuts her mouth..makes all those idiots laugh big time. 
 
she gets in BIG trouble at nite cause she won't shut up, me... I think she talks to hear herself.  Her mom is a talker too but Whoopie has her mom beat on the talking... and Easter tells me all the talk gives her a headache.. she just puts her paws on her head and tries to cover her ears up ...
 
Say now whats wrong with Eli the cat? he looks kewl but that fuzzy toy he has in the picture looks funny - we don't have any toys like that one.  who made him think he is a dog?  u r in trouble if he starts barking is all i kno.
 
ah geez, i gotta get off her now.  we got babies last nite and mom thinks she has to watch em all the time....they look like me - BALD!!  YIPPEE!!  well all but one and it got hair from someplace, I sneaked a peak at em.. I love babies, well after they can play... I usta babysit with the IG kids couple years ago... here is a pic of me taking care of one of them.. that IG mom let me sleep in the crate with her and those kids, Happi don't want anyone to even look at these we got now, she is so selfish.
 
Later ya'll gota go, gota go, gota go....

hey  guys its charley hwo was everyones day

Hi Charlie, Peachy here...
 
We all have been doing what mom calls relaxing today becaws none of us got much sleep last nite... I call it laying around being petted and comfy.
 
Which one r u in that little picture? 
 
hope u had a good day too... ok...bye now Mom said it was time to go up and eat, yummmmmy

hey  im the big brown dog i have had a pretty good day  just tired well gtg mommy says she needs to post on other places

Hey,
 
Eli thinks he is a dog becuz I took care of him the first month he was here showing him the ropes and now he thinks he is a dog! Try living with the weirdo it's hard to keep up with that freak.
 
That isn't a toy on Eli that is one of mommy's other pet named Tigger he is a chinchilla (mommy helped spell that for me).
 
Life is good I have my mommy all this week and now she has to go back to work tomorrow, but thankfully she has Wednesday off so we get hang out again. No more ribs or chicken this week. Mommy says she will buy dog food this week and more Bully Sticks for me! YEAH! Got to go take another nap.
 
Blue

hey guys its charley gusse what i the DOD isnt that cool go post on there

hey guys mommy has been realy sick so i could not get on how is everyone anyone doign anything for this easter thing my mommy said that the boxer is going to be born this weekend and she is really excited

Your mommy was sick too??? Mommy was sick last Friday night she slept on the couch for hours and tried to take care of the hairless puppy.  She got chewed out by grandma for going to work something about puking over a torliet all day.
 
I don't know what a boxer is but they have to be fun or why would your mommy want one.
 
Were going to have easter at our house so we will have company over and lots of yummy food that I cant eat. We will also be have tons of kids over and hairless puppys over to so I can watch them. Mommy says I got to be good for the easter bunny and he may be late this year. Wonder why?? Mommy says I might have a chance of getting turkey neck this year and some liver.
 
What is a turkey and liver?
 
Blue

Hey Blue

I dont know what a turkey and liver is... ?  I know people are gonna come to my house too, some of them are gettin here tomorrow early and gonna stay till easter mom says... whats easter?  I bet it tastes good cause lots of people are coming to get some!  Moms been running around like crazy, somethin bout gotta clean, I dunno I just follow her around and watch.  I sure wish she would stop tho cause right when I get comfy she goes and leaves the room, and I gotta get up. Don't she know Im tryin to sleep!  The people comin tomorrow are bringin two dogs so Im worried!  But I got Lucy and Minnie to take care of me if they try anything....   I just hope my moms not plannin on takin me in that water out there again!!! No sir!  I have a feelin shes gonna do it tho...[&o].   My tummy hurts, I ate too much food tonight cause Minnie didnt eat hers so I ate it and mom didnt catch me till it was too late, but Im ok just stretchin out a lot cause that makes it feel better.  Well my daddys goin to bed so I gotta go to bed too or else he wont sleep but hell just come and get me to go with him anyways.  Thats ok cause Im sleepy too.

Bailey

well whatever a boxer is they were borned mommys really upset saying something went worng  with having the pups but she seems to be really scared checking her email alot an stuff what ever this boxer is  i hope its ok ...i think easter is a big plate of food or it was for me last year some of the kids left food for me mom was really mad but it was good

Hey guys,
 
Easter was a blast we had lots of food and people over. We even has kids and babies!! Saddly I didn't get any turkey and I didn't get to eat that yummy food. I did get liver, mommy made some liver treats for me and the cats. Those things are yummy and mocha wont eat his so I get to eat his.
 
Mommy says the easter bunny didn't have enough room in his basket to bring me anything, but he left me money so mommy can get what ever I want. Also Uncle Clint might get me something too.
 
I had to get a partial bath today becuz I got chocolate on me somehow. Now mommy is talking about giving me a full bath so now I got to prepare for I'm weak act and make mommy go easy on me.
 
Don't forget all of you that tomorrow is my DOD and I hope I get asked a bunch of questions. Well I'm going to bed it's been a hard long day.
 
Blue

Hi Blue!
 
I had lots of fun on easter too!  We had lots of kids over and I just went to sleep on the smallest one.  We just slept on the couch, 'sides I didnt wanna go near that water neways!  Hey, whats DOD?  Can I have some?

Hey guys!
 
Mommy hasn't allowed me on the puter that much, but now I'm allowed back on. Last week I had to go to the vet and get my nasty shots updated. Then later that week mommy took me on a walk and I saw this neat toy someone left in the water. When I came closer to the stream that darn toy started flapping its wings and took off. Mommy laughted at me because I was trying to run away from that thing. It was scary and it made lots of strange noises. Mommy calls it a duck.
 
Mommy just cleaned her room and now I can show you pictures of my old girlfriend Savannah who lives like hour away so now I don't get to see her. She was a shelter dog and mommy's school was helping her find a good home. She got a good home from a junior in mommy's senior yr. so we ended up doing obendience together and I got to show off for her. We loved to play with one another, I gave her kisses, and I liked to be next to her.

Hi everyone my name is Cassidy. I'm 3 years old and I just had a birthday a month ago. I got a frisbee and a yummy bone! I like to chew on bones a lot, and I LOVE to play with my toys! Playing fetch is my favorite thing! I'm always begging mommy ( and anyone else I can find!) to play with me; I get soooo excited !  Swimming is lots of fun, too, and I get to jump into the water in my creek in the woods.

That little puppy that's lives here is always bothering me! She's just a puppy and jumps on me and bites a lot. I like to play with her sometimes, but she can be annoying! I give mommy the sad puppy eyes if she doesn't pay enough attention to me, and I can always get my "aunt" Gloria to scratch my belly if I give the sad look just right. I like to play outside a lot and do a good job of keeping squirells out of my woods, but I like my nice comfy bed at bedtime! I get along great with other dogs and love to play with them! And I get to go a lot of places with mommy too. Well, my mommy wants to use the computer now. I have to go. (Shhh.....the puppy is sleeping, don't wake her up or she'll want to play with me!)