Please help my mom, I ate my bed Continued

ORIGINAL: bluelighting

Today so rocks! 
 
You are so right!  I got spayed last week and I finally got the stoooopid cone thing off my head.
Sequoyah

Hi guys, this is Max again. Maybe I should get one of those vests so I don't sink. I wented in the water a few days ago, but I can't swim, it is too scary. I almost did, but then I ran away from the water. My mom sayed I am going to daycare soon if they like me there, and she is going to see Markie. Then she said I might go there in the summer if she goes to work at the summer school. That's not fair, cause I love school and I wanna go there too. But what is daycare, and who is Markie?

hmm maybe a daycare is like a place where they give you bones at day time?

Oh, if they give me bones I might like it. 

Hi everybody, my name is Peachy and Ima chinese crested.  Mom said this looked like a good place to be. 
 
I have been looking at the notes and ya'll sound like real fun time kids!  I love fun.  I have sisters and 2 brothers, I am next to the oldest kid here my sister Ginger is the oldest  -  the youngest is a boy kid called Sherlock and he is a pain in the butt cause he plays so hard and he is only 6 months old and I keep hearing somethin about him going to his forever home.  Me, I am a lady of leeshur or so Mom says..  
 
we all like to sleep on Mom but sometimes she wakes up and catches all of us ... she says we crowd her and she can't move...who moves when they r sleep anyway? 
 
ok i gotta get off here bfore i get caght on this puter.. it is not allowed here.. somebody got excited tapping on the typer thingy and crashed moms puter one time!  oh geez, here she comes .... I am gone but will be back.. hugs to all of you ...byeeee,.
peachy --- oh here is my pic real fast too.

Hey Peachy!  O man I sleep on my mom all the time... she pushs me away after while but I just move right back... dont she know  that I would move on my own if I felt like it, duh mom!  I think she'll learn tho.   
Bailey

Hi ya Bailey!!!
 
Yeah, moms do move us an awful lot don't they?  But see it is not just one or two of us that do this... It is ALL of us if we can get away with it.. heeheehee. 
 
I wish there was someway for everybody here to get together for a day.. all of you sound like soooo much fun.  From all the pics I saw of all of you, we would be really small next to everyone else, sometimes when we go with Mom to get treats or food (she puts a blanket in this wire box on wheels and lets us ride around, that is lots of fun) sometimes we get to pick out a new toy all by our selves too.  I have snatched a toy when she wasn't looking before.. that is fun too.
 
We see bigger kids and man a couple of them were huge!  One big kids mom said to my mom that we were the ugliest dogs she had ever seen!!  Boy did that make my mom mad, she just looked at that lady and said that all of us probably thought she was the ugliest human we had ever seen - well that lady stomped off and didn't say anything and Mom gave us all hugs and kisses right there.  I wonder if some people say that cause we don't have no hair??? I don't miss hair, I get what mom calls a wardrobe cause we are bald and Mom says there is nothing like us and she loves little bald bodies.. I love my clothes they are soft and snuggly.
 
The kid with the pretty green around her in the avatar thing is Crimson.  Mom calls her a keeper whatever that is.. she is kewl, really fiesty and plays a lot,  but geez she is tiny.  Mom said she would never trust anyone else with her is one reason she is a keeper.  There is probly more to this keeper stuff than I know about - u kno they don't always tell us everything.
 
Anyone know what that ocean thing is someone was talking about?  I don't think we have those here.  Wonder if it is anything like bath?
 
ok Bailey.. I gotta run Mom says time for treats and tv, can't miss out on treats now.
 
Later, Peachy and the gang.

Hey,
 
Mommy's are fun to lay on! Mommy lets me sit on her lap or lay on top of her while she is on the couch. Boy is she comfy! Grandma is always saying I'm to big that I shouldn't be allowed to do that. What she know anyway?
 
Mommy came home a few hours from work and I love to sniff her she smells like so many doggies, but now she took a shower now she don't smell like doggies no more.
 
I have clothes to I have a hoodie and a jacket I wear everyonce in a while.
 
Got to go I think mommy is about to give me ribs!
 
Blue
 
picture of my hoodie

Wow!!  Blue I like your hoodie, mom says we need those for next winter.
 
Peachie

Blue, I thought we're sposed to like clothing. My mom puts a silly hoodie on me sometimes, and when she takes it off I try to grab it so I can rip it up and not wear it anymore. Sometimes I wear this other silly shirt, I think my mom called it a Roots Shirt, and I try to rip it up too. My mom something about a striped Polo shirt at the Navy store where she makes me stay in the car all by myself after we go to Petsmart and before we go to the funny taco place and I sometimes get to share some soda, or stand on the funny outside table if they don't eat in the car. Anyway, my mom went in the Navy store today, and she said she was gonna get me a stripe shirt, but she didn't come back out with any stripe shirts, or any kind of shirts, or any other things for me, or anyone else. I was happy about that, cause if I don't like a hoodie, or a roots shirt, what makes her think I would like a stripe shirt?

I use my mom for a chair when she's on the couch. She lays on her side and I sit my butt on her hip and hang over the back of the couch to look out the window. Mom doesn't seem to mind but she hates it when I try to lay on her in bed.
 
My little sister likes to lay across the top of mom's pillow, but she's going to get really big so she can't do it much longer. We're moving soon and mom says we're going to get a king size bed because I make myself 3 times bigger than I really am when I sleep. I'll be a king in my new bed then!!

I like my jacket it keeps me warm, but I don't like my hoodie plus mommy says it helps her find me in the snow. I don't want mommy to be worried about me if she can't find me in the snow!
 
What about sunglasses can I keep my sunglasses still? I think they make me look sexy or at least like a cop.[8D]
 
Mommy needs to get a King Size bed then there will be more room for me! I guess I will let mommy still have her five inches of bed. What is moving? Mommy says she hopes to move in the next two or three years and get me a sister or girlfriend! All I can say is all right for a new sister or girlfriend!
 
Mocha uses Mommy's head for a pillow he will get on her pillow and put his head on top of hers while mommy is trying to sleep.
 
Blue

 
 
 

Whooo Wheee Blue, you are a handsome dude in those glasses!!!  Mom just showed us girls your picture and we all voted you are one doggie-dude-hunk!
 
Ginger says the other kid shoulda grabbed onto a striped shirt it wudda made him look kewl too. (she is my sis and sidekick but she wants to take over the puter)
 
wish we had a king bed, Mom says we got a queen size and to make do with it and to scoot over ...(this Sherlock kid thought his name was dammit for a couple of weeks cause he kept trying to sit on moms shoulder when she was sleeping, he is a real looker but I tried to tell him his looks won't cut it in the middle of the nite)
 
Peachy and the girls...(we left the boys upstairs..heeheehee)

Hey yall
 
My mom was lookin at some shirts for me at the store the other day but she didnt get me any.  She said she cahnged her mind cause its hot and shes gonna wait till winter, plus she says Im gonna be a lot bigger by then.  Im gonna be bigger? Whats she mean... I dont eat that much!   
 
Today I was barking at Minnie cause she stole my toy and wouldnt stop sqeakin it... anyway mom yells my name real loud from across the house, so I ran to her... well she freaks out and gives me lots of hugs and kisses and a treat and looked real happy.  Whats the big deal?  She just now figuring out that I know my name???  Geez, dont she know I learned it like, earlier today..?
 
My mom and dads got a king sized bed but I dont like it at all I wanna be right on top of her.  Also, she sleeps too late and I gotta bug her too much to get her up.  She looks kinda mad and says why cant I stay sleepin longer, well she should know by now that I got lots to do before nap time.  Yall understand.

My mom thinks getting a bigger bed will help, but I will still lay right by her because it makes her feel good to have me near.
 
Poor Sherlock thought his name was damnit! That's funny! My little sister thinks her name is NO NO! It's nice to have someone else in the house who gets in trouble besides me.
 
Boss