Too much female crack on display (sharismom)

    • Gold Top Dog

     Hmm... I think I still prefer butt crack to camel toe... just me though.

    I have issues with jeans no matter what the rise.  I have no hips so even a belt doesnt really work well.  If I want a belt to actually keep my pants up, I have to tighten it so much that I get really bad muffin top.  I hate it.  I'm hoping the i-dog Biggest Loser will help me with that, cause my next stop is... suspenders.... when are they gonna come back into style...I miss the 80's...Crying 

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    Hmmm...I'm not up on these terms I must admit...but what pray-tell is "camel toe" ?

    i am sure google will provide several visual aids! i would post one here, but my visual aids usually arent appreciated on this forum. Stick out tongue 

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    huskymom

     Hmm... I think I still prefer butt crack to camel toe... just me though.

    I have issues with jeans no matter what the rise.  I have no hips so even a belt doesnt really work well.  If I want a belt to actually keep my pants up, I have to tighten it so much that I get really bad muffin top.  I hate it.  I'm hoping the i-dog Biggest Loser will help me with that, cause my next stop is... suspenders.... when are they gonna come back into style...I miss the 80's...Crying 

     

    Same here!  I'm hoping for a suspenders revival as well.   

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    sharismom

    As for all the body parts hanging out, one of the few things that my ex ever said that was true: it's not how you reveal it, it's how you conceal it.

    That is soooo true!!!! 

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    huskymom

     Hmm... I think I still prefer butt crack to camel toe... just me though.

    I have issues with jeans no matter what the rise.  I have no hips so even a belt doesnt really work well.  If I want a belt to actually keep my pants up, I have to tighten it so much that I get really bad muffin top.  I hate it.  I'm hoping the i-dog Biggest Loser will help me with that, cause my next stop is... suspenders.... when are they gonna come back into style...I miss the 80's...Crying 

      I miss the 80's too!  My hair never looked so good!  LOL  Camel toe, doesn't bother me as much, since I don't really look there, but you can't help but see crack in the moon!  I guess cause it's bigger!
    • Gold Top Dog

    I'm a vet tech, so we all wear scrubs to work. And, I swear, no matter how tight you tie those things, they always want to show a bit when you are stooping over with a dogConfused Even with the scrub tops you always have to hike up the pants. We all tend to just shrug and hike them up, though, as there's not much you can do. We rarely are in with clients (we do our treatments in the back in most cases), so I guess at least we just embarass ourselves in front of each other, instead of the general public.

     

    I do wear the lower jeans, as they work well comfort wise. However, I wear very long shirts, and usually a hoodie as well

     

    ETA: I, too, would rather see a crack than a camel toe...if I had to choose

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    huskymom
    I think I still prefer butt crack to camel toe

     

    It's all good to me.

    Sorry, I'm a guy, I couldn't resist, Billy hasn't come in here to say something just as silly, or Mark, for that matter ...

    pick an excuse.

     

    • Gold Top Dog

    I was helping a patron on Wednesday--a mom of about 35.  She leaned over to get more books out of her bag to hand me so I could check them out to her.  Well, she had her thong riding so far up it should have been a funny-looking belt.  BLECHHHH.

     

    The other "classy" thing I see are girls wearing light-colored shorts or pants...with dark, DARK thongs underneath.  Makes Pamela Anderson look like Grace Kelly! LOL 

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    I saw my other favorite display of crack yesterday - gal riding bike with low-cut jeans on and at least half of her butt exposed.  Her daughter, who was about 5, was riding her bike right behind mom.  If it were my mom, I'd have hollered - "Hey Mom, why's your butt hanging out?  You're embarrassing me!"

    To be fair, I see guys riding bikes with this problem, too.  YUK!

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    lorib

    I was helping a patron on Wednesday--a mom of about 35.  She leaned over to get more books out of her bag to hand me so I could check them out to her.  Well, she had her thong riding so far up it should have been a funny-looking belt.  BLECHHHH.

     

     This is scary on so many levels.  But mostly because I'm 32.  Crying
     

    • Gold Top Dog

    LOL....my kiddo would have said something Tina LOL! She is the ultimate PRUDE is my Lily. I love it and hope it sticks with her right thru HS. It'll make our job so much easier!