Too much female crack on display (sharismom)

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    Too much female crack on display (sharismom)

    I must be getting old.  The low-cut jean fashion is causing me a problem and I don't know how to deal with it.  Female butt-crack is worse than "camel toe".

    Last night at the park with Bear, we spot a girl sitting at a picnic table with more crack showing than a plumber.  No visible underwear either.  She was young, maybe 18 or so and not thin.  It was visible from 15 feet away.

    Last couple of weeks in the grocery store,  women in their mid-30s bent over or squatting down to see something on a lower shelf, jeans down waaay too far, at least 1/3 of their cracks showing.  I come flying around the corner into the aisle and am nearly blinded.  Again, no visible underwear.  These ladies had their kids with them, daughters no less, who were probably ages 5 - 10 years old.  And the store was busy.

    I don't wear my jeans hiked up to my shoulders and I'm not a prude, but I don't want to see everyone else's stuff.  Geesh!Ick!

     

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    lmbo!! too funny! I wear low rise but not ultra low...they do make low rise panties so their underwear could be there...it just slid down too LOL. I choose to say "No" to crack...and I plan on teaching my kiddos the same thing!

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    I used to wear really low jeans..I just thought they were more comfortable than "mom" jeans. But I got really sick of hiking them up every 3 seconds just so my butt didn't show. Then I discovered something in between butt-showing and mom jeans, plus, uhm, BELTS. Wow. Imagine that.

    Yeah, I'm with you...the crack is not attractive. Not to mention if you're not a stick figure and you wear ultra low jeans, 90% of the time you've got some major "muffin top" going on. Ugh. I swear it makes even skinny (but not anorexic) girls look flabby.

    What's the worst though are hairy man-cracks. My cousin and cousin-in-law both need a pep talk on the wonder of belts, for serious.

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    rwbeagles
    say "No" to crack

     

    Nancy Reagan would love you! LOL

    I don't believe some of the body parts I see exposed in public... It's their body, though, I guess. If they want to look like that it doesn't really bother me. But it is unattractive and a bit shocking to see sometimes. Surprise 

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    chelsea_b
    Yeah, I'm with you...the crack is not attractive. Not to mention if you're not a stick figure and you wear ultra low jeans, 90% of the time you've got some major "muffin top" going on. Ugh. I swear it makes even skinny (but not anorexic) girls look flabby.

    Haha, seriously! I'm far from "fat" but I get some really gross fat/skin rolls going on if I wear tight-fitting ultra low jeans like I see some kids wearing. No wonder everyone's so upset about body image - wear the clothes that make you look good the way you are, sheesh! That's why you don't see me running around in tube tops flaunting by pre-pubescent boy build Stick out tongue

    One girl I know who's working as a teacher said that during their "internships" the girls have to pass an "undies check" where they bend over and, if their advisor can see their undies, they're not allowed to wear those pants again. Apparently kids will run home and say lovely things ("Mommy, Miss Nancy wears a thong!";) that will get the school in trouble otherwise. I wish parents would do the same for their kids (and themselves) sometimes! 

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    I don't see why girls wear pants like that.  It's pretty nasty to see a butt crack!  Some of the shorts I have seen lately are also pretty revealing.  They are so short that the girl's nether region is showing Ick!   I would seriously hurt Madison if she tried to leave the house dressed like some of these girls I see.

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    Cita

    One girl I know who's working as a teacher said that during their "internships" the girls have to pass an "undies check" where they bend over and, if their advisor can see their undies, they're not allowed to wear those pants again. Apparently kids will run home and say lovely things ("Mommy, Miss Nancy wears a thong!";) that will get the school in trouble otherwise. I wish parents would do the same for their kids (and themselves) sometimes! 

     

    It blows my mind that they even have to do this! You'd think that it would be common sense; if you're going to be working with children, wear practical, comfortable, MODEST clothing! I wore some of the most blah unflattering "mom" clothes in the universe when I was teaching--clothes i would not choose to wear otherwise--because the last thing I need when confronting a room full of teenagers is distracting clothing. They're distractable enough already, I don't need to help them along with my attire!

    I prefer the middle of the road rise. The "mom jeans" are so incredibly uncomfortable for me and I think they look terrible. I'm really high-wasted so wearing something that actually does go all the way to my waste, well, it's not flattering. But I hate having to hike my pants up constantly too and I definitely don't need any crack or muffin tops! I'm a size 14 so I'm very into finding comfortable, correctly-fitting, full-coverage clothes! I really don't get the larger girls wearing clothing that was designed to look good on size 0's. I wish they would do themselves a favor, get out of denial and accept that we all have different body types and what looks good on Paris Hilton might not look good on you.  Just because they make those pants in a size 16 does not mean anyone should be wearing them!

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    FourIsCompany

    Nancy Reagan would love you! LOL

    And I love her, too...she has my undying respect and admiration...why you may ask?

    This is why:

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    Gina, that is so awesome. A+ 

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    It is one of my most treasured pics you know. I love it...and I sent it out as an Xmas card to my family and friends once.

    Mr T and Nancy Reagan...back when it was actually okay for a itty bitty First Lady to sit on a large man with a mohawks's lap...and no one, even cared. LOL.

    Picture this now with Laura Bush and hmm....Lil' Jon....YEAAAYAH! OOOH-KAAAY!

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    rwbeagles

    Picture this now with Laura Bush and hmm....Lil' Jon....YEAAAYAH! OOOH-KAAAY!

     

     

    It's a good thing my office mate is out of town because you just made me LOL for real with that image! I think Laura Bush looks....medicated? tranquilized?...most of the time so she might be up for it.

    WHAT!!!! 

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    houndlove
    I think Laura Bush looks....medicated? tranquilized?.

    Well maybe that's cuz her and Lil' Jon have a lil green BUDdy in common...lmbo. Oh that was bad....I'm stopping now..."OOOOH KAY!"

     

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    Ok folks true story time.  A number of years ago at the apartment I was living at the time there was a younger lady with a small child living above me.  Now to be nice, when you compare figures to fruit,  well she was kind of a cross between a oblong watermelon and a tree trunk,  get the picture.  Well anyway she liked to keep her bedroon shades up at night.  One night Sprite who was just a pup at the time needed to be taken out about 10PM.  Well anyway I took her across the street to go and looked back at the apartment and I noticed that the girl was in her bedroom in a nightshirt.  Didn't think anything about it and we went along with our business.  Anyway When we started to go in I looked up and guess what "Blue moon" Crying she was bending over and not wearing any panties.  Talk about eyes burning,  I thought I was going to go blind.  Had to rush in and do an emergency eye wash.  Needless to say it wasn't a pretty sight.  Scared me for life.  I can't look at a behind now without seeing that image and I get shivers every time.

     

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    Sometimes I feel like such a prude compared to what girls my age are wearing!  I'm 23, but I always wear a belt and/or tuck in my camisole.  I suppose being a technician may have something to do with it (it's not uncommon for me to be running wires under people's desks or up in ceilings).  I prefer low-rise (not super low rise, on my hips, not down to my pubes!!), but a more classic fit.  I'm happy to say no one has ever commented on my *** crack or butt cheeks showing.  With some of the girls I see sitting out on the lawn at school....you wonder how they can't know, don't they feel the wind?!? 

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    I think butt-floss is almost worse than no undies.

    DH & I were eating in an Olive Garden once, and two 20-something girls sat down at the table next to us (wooden frame chairs - horizontal bars only on the top area). The one with her back to us had major crack issues. When she sat down, the waist of her pants wasn't even in view. Her teal thong and butt cheeks were in FULL view. Out of instinct, I covered my poor eyes, then started laughing. The other girl at the table saw me, whispered to her friend, who put a sweatshirt over the back of the chair. Nasty!! It totally grossed me out. But not enough to not eat my eggplant parmesania.