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You have Odie tell you who fed him this morning and where he slept last night and, if you are accurate, I will give you $100. I extend the same challenge to anyone on the forum.
I will openly admit that I am not an animal communicator, nor do I particularly believe that such a person actually exists, but for the opportunity to make my favorite charity $100 I’ll take a shot.
I get the vibe that Odie was very upset by your actions last week. He mentioned that you & your wife left him last Sunday, & didn’t return until Saturday. He says that, although you were away, he was well taken care of. Odie mentioned that when you returned home you smelled of like aspens, rocky mountain air & a prostitute‘s perfume. (Not sure what that’s all about, but that’s what Odie is telling me.)
Odie told me that you were supposed to feed him this morning, but apparently you were on the phone, & forgot about him. Your wife assumed that you fed him, & left without feeding him as well. He was a bit hungry today, but he was grateful that you remembered to let him out in the yard to, erm relieve himself. (He used another word, but I’m pretty sure that it will be censored.)
Odie is a bit shy about telling me where he slept last night. He started out on his bed in the living room, but once your wife & yourself went to bed, he curled up in your recliner. He really wants you to leave a blanket out, as the nights are getting a little cooler.
If I am correct, please make your donation to the Susan G. Komen *** Cancer Foundation.
Oh yeah, Odie also mentioned that for the past 5 months he has been peeing on the ivy by the fireplace. You might want to take it outside & hose it off. It’ll help with the smell.