"The Dog Whisperer" and other drinking games...

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    "The Dog Whisperer" and other drinking games...

    As its a dog forum, I thought I'd strt off with a Cesar Millan drinking game.  I have only just heard of this one.  Love him or hate him, if you like drinking, you'll like this....  And if it seems a bit tongue in cheek in areas, please note I didn't make up these rules. 

    Anytime you see one of these things happen, call it out and “Drink!”

    Anytime Cesar imitates a dog
    Anyone uses any form of the words dominance or submission (dominant, dominate, etc.)
    Any of these phrases:  "exercise, discipline, affection", "the power of the pack", "be a pack leader", "SCCHHHHT!", "the red zone".
    Cesar lightly kicks or pokes a dog to redirect its attention
    Cesar is seen driving his trademark Jeep
    Cesar is seen wearing a wetsuit
    A dog is taken to Cesar’s dog compound
    Anytime anyone laughs at Cesar’s accent (that happens)
    Also drink if the owners are skeptical before he starts. Drink more if Cesar cures the dog on the first try. Drink a bunch more if after this the owners cannot replicate his results.
    And whenever anything else stereotypical, or overly sentimental happens - that also requires a drink.

    The rules are fluid. When in doubt, drink!

    See you in A&E next time there's a DW marathon on the NGC?

    Feel free to post the drinking games you know of!  And any amusing stories that resulted!  And please drink responsibly!

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    Ummmm, no.  I don't think so.

    As always, this is subject to review and Jaime or Jill may choose to unlock this thread.

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    One of my favorites to play in college (when I was 21 of course) was 1 up, 1 down, 2 up, 2 down.  You sit in a circle and you guess one of the three choices:
    1 up, 1 down
    2 up
    2 down

    He/she who knows the game tells you if you guessed correctly.  If you guess wrong, you drink.  If you guess right, you don't have to.  You keep going around the circle over and over until everyone guesses the secret.

    Should be played early on in the night.  If there are only one or two people left who have not guessed the rules, those that know the rules, begin to make it obvious for them. 

    Fun game but can only be played once with people you know.  lol...
     

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    Chuffy -

    Chuffy
    Cesar is seen wearing a wetsuit

     

    Who needs a drink with that mental image?

    I don't know of any drinking games... I don't drink. But they're funny. Stick out tongue 

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    Chuffy

    Anytime you see one of these things happen, call it out and “Drink!”

    Anytime Cesar imitates a dog
    Anyone uses any form of the words dominance or submission (dominant, dominate, etc.)
    Any of these phrases:  "exercise, discipline, affection", "the power of the pack", "be a pack leader", "SCCHHHHT!", "the red zone".
    Cesar lightly kicks or pokes a dog to redirect its attention
    Cesar is seen driving his trademark Jeep
    Cesar is seen wearing a wetsuit
    A dog is taken to Cesar’s dog compound
    Anytime anyone laughs at Cesar’s accent (that happens)
    Also drink if the owners are skeptical before he starts. Drink more if Cesar cures the dog on the first try. Drink a bunch more if after this the owners cannot replicate his results.
    And whenever anything else stereotypical, or overly sentimental happens - that also requires a drink.

    The rules are fluid. When in doubt, drink!

     I imagine that this game would be best played by those who like and enjoy Cesar, his opponents would be flat on their butts unconscious and perhaps in need of medical assistance by the end of the show since they most often see these things every time he moves or opens his mouth. I think I would be able to drink a Cesar opponent under the table with ease using this game, and I seldom drink.

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    dgriego

    Chuffy

    Anytime you see one of these things happen, call it out and “Drink!”

    Anytime Cesar imitates a dog
    Anyone uses any form of the words dominance or submission (dominant, dominate, etc.)
    Any of these phrases:  "exercise, discipline, affection", "the power of the pack", "be a pack leader", "SCCHHHHT!", "the red zone".
    Cesar lightly kicks or pokes a dog to redirect its attention
    Cesar is seen driving his trademark Jeep
    Cesar is seen wearing a wetsuit
    A dog is taken to Cesar’s dog compound
    Anytime anyone laughs at Cesar’s accent (that happens)
    Also drink if the owners are skeptical before he starts. Drink more if Cesar cures the dog on the first try. Drink a bunch more if after this the owners cannot replicate his results.
    And whenever anything else stereotypical, or overly sentimental happens - that also requires a drink.

    The rules are fluid. When in doubt, drink!

     I imagine that this game would be best played by those who like and enjoy Cesar, his opponents would be flat on their butts unconscious and perhaps in need of medical assistance by the end of the show since they most often see these things every time he moves or opens his mouth. I think I would be able to drink a Cesar opponent under the table with ease using this game, and I seldom drink.

     

    Unless of course, that opponent is from North Western Ontario Canada...lol.

    I like Thumbmaster.

    You play with 2 decks of cards spread into a ring on the table.  Lets see if I can remember all the rules.  Its been a few years since I played.

    The more people playing the better.  Everyone sits around the table and picks a card when it is your turn.  Whichever card you pick determines what you must do.

    A-5 is a give away.  You give that many drinks away and they can be split up between players. So if you get a 2, you can give one to two people or both to one person, etc.

    6 is the Thumbmaster.  This is the best card to have.  As the Thumbmaster your job is to discreetly put your thumb on the table and everyone else has to follow suit.  The last one to catch on, Drinks.  When someone else pulls a 6, your reign is over.

    7 is Multiples.  So you count around the circle and everytime you come to a multiple of 7 you insert a saying, we use a very vulgar FU, but you could use anything really, and then you switch directions.  So 1,2,3,4,5,6,FU,8,9,10,11,12,13,FU...

    8 is a Bathroom Card.  You need one to go.  You can sell them for smokes or drinks or other things...

    9 is a Rule Card.  You get to make up a rule.  Anything goes.  No Swearing, Drink only with your wrong hand, Make a kissy noise everytime you drink....

    10 Is Beer B***h.  Thats right.  If you pull this card you have to get everyone's drinks until some other poor unfortunate bast**d pulls the next 10. 

    Jack is Guys Drink and Queen is Ladies Drink.  We have substituted these rules with things like Smoke Card or Bottoms Up Card when only one sex is playing.

    King is All Drink.  Yup everyone...Cheers.

    Pretty simple.  And actually a game that can be played all night long since it often takes awhile to go around the table.  You get plenty of fun time in between turns.

    I've got lots of others... but I'll wait to post them. 

     

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    "Drink Along With`Dallas"

    Watch an episode of "Dallas".  Every time someone on Dallas has a drink - you have a drink.  Smile

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    You guys all have these complicated drinking games. A few drinks and I would forget the rules. LOL I like to keep it simple"

     

     

    ONE, TWO, THREE,

    CHUG! 

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    Chuffy

    "Drink Along With`Dallas"

    Watch an episode of "Dallas".  Every time someone on Dallas has a drink - you have a drink.  Smile

    I love Dallas, but couldn't play that game , as they show it between the hours of 11 am and 1 pm.......

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    DH and I have a checker game with shot glasses for pieces.  If you get jumped, you take a shot and you take a shot if you get kinged.  Dh is better than I am so I'm usually tanked by the end...   

    One that DH and I have discussed but not yet tried is the "State of the Union" drinking game.  You watch the State of the Union address and every time there is applause you drink.... 

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    snownose

    Chuffy

    "Drink Along With`Dallas"

    Watch an episode of "Dallas".  Every time someone on Dallas has a drink - you have a drink.  Smile

    I love Dallas, but couldn't play that game , as they show it between the hours of 11 am and 1 pm.......

    Tape it.  Just don't Drink-along to the oil baron's ball.

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    Chuffy
    Tape it.  Just don't Drink-along to the oil baron's ball.

     

    Or when JR. hits a low, or Cliff, even Ray.......oh, and let's not forget Sue Ellen.......during her boozing years the game would have gotten ya in a hospital with your stomach pumped......lol

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    What about good old quarters????? Beruit is a good one. You play on a ping pong table and set up alternating glasses with shots and beer. You bounce a ball in and if you get it in a glass on your opponent's side they drink one if you miss you drink one. The first with all glasses gone looses. We usually played in teams or I'd probably be dead.
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    snownose

    Or when JR. hits a low, or Cliff, even Ray.......oh, and let's not forget Sue Ellen.......during her boozing years the game would have gotten ya in a hospital with your stomach pumped......lol

    Don't forget Digger Barnes, the true drunk of the series.  Wait a minute, you are not old enough to have seen the original airing of Who Shot JR.  Boy did you miss the hype and suspense...a moment in time where you had to be there to fully appreciate the series.

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    DPU....you are right....watching the reruns is not the same as watching a show in it's original content.......once, I started getting interested in Dallas, I already knew who shot that evil man.....lol....but, it was still awesome.....I try to catch it during the day at times, but I can tell they have moved into the 80's era.....just by the clothes and hair.......but, you are right....Digger was a bigtime lush.....lol