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Letters to Santa

Posted : 12/17/2006 8:46:49 PM

Hi everyone. I got this off of my other pet board. I thought it would be fun to do here. We have been enjoying reading what others' pets write. Please write a letter to santa from your pet and the letter has to be signed by your pet.

Here are mine:

Dear Santa,

Hello. I have been a good girl this year. I never ran off when the hoomans put me in the bathroom or the carrier. I kept quiet during the long drive to that strange new place. I do ask for your kind help in ridding of the new cats that have invaded my new home. Santa, I have never complained about the fluffy blond woof maker. I enjoyed being the only feline in the house. I would also enjoy a case of "kitty crack" and some Greenies.

Sincerely,
Hayley

Dear Santa,

I am typing for myself and my BDFF Bubbles. I was moved to a new house this year that has a yard. Thank you for granting that wish from last Christmas. My hoomans saw fit to adopt me a friend during the summer. I had missed a dog friend. Bubbles and I would enjoy some new stuffed toys, rawhide bones, Nutro desserts and beef neck bones. Thank you again for the new yard to run in.

Sincerely,
Shannara

Dear Santa,

Hi Mr. Claus. This is Trinity. I had a rough beginning of the year but I was found by a loving hooman girl who adopted me. I now have windows to look out of, warm places to sleep, enough food, water and toys to keep me content, and several nice hands to pet me. I only ask for some cat nip toys and Greenies treats. Could you please also calm the grey one they refer to as Static down? I do not mind playing but he can get rough!!

Sincerely,
Trinity

Dear Santa,

Hi Santa. I have yet to write you since this is my very first Christmas. I would love love love love to receive more of those feather toys that I can devour. Those birds are so yummy!! I also ask for delicious treats and more opportunities to pounce and attack my fellow fur roomies.

Sincerely,
Static

Dear Santa,

Hello Papa Claus. Could you please grant me this wish to remain in this loving home? That is all I want. I want to remain in this house with the other furries. I was born in the wild. I have been given soft carpet and blankets for my bed instead of the dirty, bristley earth. My food is now easily found in a full dish instead of me searching to catch it. I no longer have to be on guard from the dangers outside. I can rest in peace. I have to get used to the noises of children but it is worth it to have what I have now.

Sincerely,
Amber

mollymoo

Posted : 12/17/2006 10:16:47 PM

Dearest Santa,
I just turned 6 months old so how bad could I have been in my short life. I vacumm the floors every waking moment. Mom and dad don`t like it but I`m just trying to help them out. I am the best watchdog. Mom and dad tells me so so its got to be true. I do make a mess on the floor (not very many any more mind you) just to keep mom and dad on their toes. They know what they should do. I also help picking up the yard (sticks and rocks, ect) again just trying to help clean up the yard. Mom and dad really like it when I learn new commands so I`m trying to learn as fast as I can. They also like it when I do the lap puppy thing. I kind of like it too. I`m sure that they like it more so that is another

lus for me right. So santa seeing how you know that I have been the best puppy that I can be for my age I want toys-toys-toys-treats-treats-treats. Oh santa could you leave a couple toys and treats for mom and dad too - they are the greatest.

Love Molly

Michelle

Posted : 12/17/2006 11:07:22 PM

Dear Santa,
As you have seen fit to torment my final years with that very large, very active red thing called Gracie that they got last Christmas, I feel I am entitled to special bonus nice points this year. There's only been once or twice when I got a little snippy with her, all the rest of the times it was with provocation and I was simply defending myself. Sure, she'll tell you it was all in play, but come on, she weighs almost 70 pounds and I'm barely 20 (okay, 25). So I don't share my food, that's just survival instinct! So, for Christmas this year I would like a squeaky toy ALL MY OWN that she won't steal from me. And a little help getting up on the couch.
Yours Truly,
Tookey

Dear Santa,
I swear, I don't know what that little one has been telling you, but really, it's always been playing! Well, except for that one time about the stuffed squirrel, but I REAAAAALY wanted that toy! I'm really sorry for getting out of the gate, but now that Mommy has wrapped it closed with 20 feet of rope, I don't think anybody will ever get out of it. And I'm sorry for all those Barbies I chewed up, but I just think they send a poor body image to my human girls! I'm sorry I got into the trash the other day and tore up all those used Kleenex, but they tasted sooo good! And tell that mouse I ate I'm sorry too, and the neighbors cats I'm sorry I barked at them, and I'll try not to eat so much rabbitt poo . . .gosh Santa, it seems like I've been a bad girl, but then why does Mom always hug me and tell me she loves me so much? For Christmas this year I would like to get better, I don't like having this heartworm and Mommy and Daddy did everything they could to keep it from happening, so could you please grant me a special Christmas wish this and make me better?
Love,
Gracie

willowchow

Posted : 12/17/2006 11:16:41 PM

Dear Santa,

I'm going to leave you some cookies and you don't have to "sit" before you eat them.

Love,
Willow

janetmichel3009

Posted : 12/18/2006 5:16:59 AM

dear santa!

this is the first time i'm celebrating christmas, so i'm very excited.i'm very thankful you sent my mommy to find me and take care of me, because the last hoomans weren't very nice to me. i know that was your doing, because mommy told me so. this christmas i really don't want a lot of things. all i want is to be with my mommy (and, yeah, ok moca, too). i also really really hope you can help mommy find a way to keep me and moca forever! please, please santa, don't forget about me. i don't even want any yummy treats (although i won't complain, if i get any).

love,
jason

dear santa!
you are the bestest! that's why i dress up as you now, when i leave the house [

]. i've been a good girl this year. well, most of the time, anyways. i did eat some vomit that i found outside the other day. mommy wasn't really happy about that. sorry about that. it will never happen again, as long as i remember! this year, i wanna be with mommy for christmas. i also want lot's of yummy treats and squeeky toys. also, could you tell jason to stop chasing after my toys, when i'm playing fetch with mommy.. he doesn't even know how to play fetch!!!!! oh, yeah, also i don't really like these panties i have to wear nowadays! i know, there's blood everywhere, but you know i always lick it clean!! also, can you please, please, please let me chase that guineapig just ONCE!!!!! i so wanna!!!!!
ok, i have to go play fetch with mommy now. i hope i get to see you soon!
big slobber kisses from
moca

dear santa!
i'm sure those two crazy dogs have lot's of demands from you. well, i don't. i am a simple girl, and i like my peace and quite. which brings me to my point. since i have been a good girl this year and have lost my best friend Guinea this summer, i think i deserve this ONE wish fulfilled. please, oh please, keep that crazy dog moca away from me. she freaks me out and i KNOW she wants to eat me. oh, and also more carrots please! [

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yours truly,
Poopsy

Ingrid

Posted : 12/18/2006 6:53:33 AM

Dear Santa,
        I think I have been pretty good this year, minus the minor hiccups (Ameleah loves me again!), so I hope you'll leave me some presents under the tree. I'm not sure if you exist, but mommy says you do, so I'll go with that for now. But if you don't leave me any presents, I'll know it's just another one of mommy's ploys in tricking me (if anyone's been bad this year, it's mommy!)
        If you have any, I'd like a big bully stick, and maybe some meat. I've had my mind on some ostrich necks, but mom says she can't find any. She'd sure appreciate any help you can give her!
        Sincerely,
             Jake

Dear Santa,
        I know nobody gets coal, I've done research, so here's what I want: I want a water fountain, a crapload of treats, some catnip (with or without the toys), some canned food, and to be allowed to actually go outside for once (even with the snow). I was going to say that it'd be nice if you could take Molly away in your sleigh and give her to some other family, but I think I'm starting to like her now, so you can leave her here if you want.
        From,
           Buffy

Dear Santa,
       Um, I dunno wat I wunt yet, but, um, anything is okay. Um, mebbe sum katnip, and, um, sum raw meat (any kind will do), and, um, mebbe a pilates tape. Mum and thuh famwee say I'm tubby, even though I think I'm fine, but hearing it gets awfwully tiring sumtimes, so... I'd wreely appreciate it. But dun't do too much on my account, 'kay? Just sum katnip is fine.
       Love,
          Molly

Dear Santa dude,
        Yo, dude, gimme catnip. And food. And lots of it! 'Cuz if I wake up and find out I didn't get nothin', I'm gonna be watchin' for ya next year! When you're putting everyone's presents under the tree, I'm gunna be using your reindeer as scratchy toys, so they might not be there when you get back to your sleigh. Dude. So gimme the good stuff, or else.
         //Willow (aka. Big George)

spiritdogs

Posted : 12/18/2006 8:25:40 AM

Dear Santa,
We know we can't have our sister back, but if you could just see that Dancer gets the best the spirit world has to offer this year, we would gladly give up liver for a year...
Sioux
Maska
Sequoyah
Fergie
Miles

P.S. We like steak, too (except Miles, who wants a 50 pound bag of carrots and a jolly ball).

seashell

Posted : 12/18/2006 9:53:40 AM

Dear Santa,
I can explain! I know that I am not supposed to try to escape or pull on the leash but the squirrels and birds and rabbits are so exciting.
Overall, I have been a good girl. I even learned how to give paw and lay down this year, thanks to my new mommy and daddy. I also cheer mommy up when she is sad and pose nicely for pictures(whether or not they planned on having me in the picture).
Please leave me lots of presents such as more toys to chew up, lots of treats to eat, and maybe a pink sweater so everyone will know that I am a girl.
Thanks
Abbi

olinda

Posted : 12/18/2006 10:33:48 AM

Dear Santa,

This is Romeo from Houston, Texas. I want to thank you because in my old age you sent me the best mommy and grandparents ever, they may not be rich, but Santa they give me the best of everything (my mom even works something she calls overtime and that money is for me) but the best thing they give me Santa is love and respect, even when I do something I should not do like trying to kill the cat all I get is a firm no.

So, Santa sicne I know my mommy already got me lots of gifts ( I saw all the boxes) I am not going to ask you for more. But I am going to ask you for something else. Dear Santa can you please help all the doggies in the world that are suffering right now, help find mommies and grandparents like mine and like the people who chitchat with my mommy on this boxy thingy they call computer?

That is my wish Santa, that all doggies, okay and kitties too get to know what real love is.

Thank you Mr Claus.

Sincerely,

Romeo from Houston, Texas.

P. S. Can you also make sure my mommy always has a job please and keep her healthy too. Thank you.

ron2

Posted : 12/18/2006 1:43:55 PM

Dear Santa;

I've been a good boy. I haven't eaten the cat. I tolerate her, even play with her, and I pay attention when my hooman calls me away from her. I've been doing my jobs, keeping the squirrels out of the yard.

Please, bring me some snow. Yeah, I know we're in Texas but your a man of miracles.

Woof, lick,
Shadow.

Pam

Posted : 12/18/2006 3:42:22 PM

Dear Santa,

It's not my fault that Mommy and Daddy don't know where to go to the bathroom. I go inside just like they do. When they go outside with me, they don't go outside like they are supposed to. What's a 9 month old to do? I am trying real hard to understand them but they don't speak my language. I've been a good girl. I would like some raw bones and balls. Thank you Santa.

Love, Lola

Pam

Posted : 12/18/2006 3:47:44 PM

Dear Santa,

Can you please bring my baby sister Lola some doggie prozac. She is nuts and I deserve a really big steak for her pestering me all the time.

Later, Red ( brother of Lola)

sharismom

Posted : 12/18/2006 4:54:03 PM

Dear Santa,

I think I already got a pretty good present - a home! That time I was on my own and then in the shelter was scary. If I could ask for help in finding my old friends at the shelter homes, too, that would be a great present.

Can you please give me a book to help me understand these two cat siblings of mine? The big one mom calls Moose likes to wave his paw at me, but when I wave back he just hisses & spits. I even do a play bow and he won't play - he just spits more. I don't get it.

Love, Bear

PS: if you want to bring me a toy or two, I love socks and really fuzzy stuffed toys!

marlania

Posted : 12/18/2006 5:31:35 PM

Dear Santa,

I've been a good dog this year. I only dug through the bathroom garbage 55 times this year, which is actually down from 56 times last year. I can't help it if I like soap and Kleenex. So, for Christmas, I'd like more soap and Kleenex, and maybe an almost-empty tube of toothpaste, so I can suprise Momma with minty fresh breath.

Love, Grey

Dear Santa,

I'd like a new blind for the living room window because it's not as fun looking out of the window without breaking a blind at least once a week. Oh, and I'd a sofa all to myself because Grey is a hog who won't move over, and sometimes he touches my feet, and I get all mad, grumble, and walk away. Thanks!

Love, Brown

Dear Santa,

I started living at this new house a few months ago, and they have two cats who go "squeak" when you put them in your mouth. I like those, but Brown and Grey said they're not supposed to make that noise. But I don't care what those two say. I'd just like a cat of my own so I can make it go "squeak" whenever I want.

Love, Tar

Michelle

Posted : 12/18/2006 6:39:02 PM

Breaking form here for just a moment . . .this is a wonderful thread, making me laugh and some even cry, and would make a great book. Does anyone know anybody in the publishing business? A compilation book of these letters would be a wonderful Christmas gift for all the dog lovers in our lives and I know I certainly would order one.