Company Sells Dog Thong To Neutralize Flatulence

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    Company Sells Dog Thong To Neutralize Flatulence

    I'm not sure what to make of this one.
    [linkhttp://www.local6.com/news/8357676/detail.html]http://www.local6.com/news/8357676/detail.html[/link]
     
     
    Company Sells Dog Thong To Neutralize Flatulence
     
    A company in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, that specializes in flatulence odor control products is offering a thong for dogs that claims to neutralize gassy discharges, according to a Local 6 News report.
     
    The Dogone -- Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad -- claims to be the least intrusive means for deodorizing pet discharges, according to the Web site for Flat-D Innovations. The thong is made with charcoal cloth and has tail hole for the animals. Elastic straps are used for flexibility, according to the web site. The pack of 40 doggie thongs costs about $20, according to the report.
    • Gold Top Dog
    OMG what will they think of next?
    • Gold Top Dog
    Umm, my first thought was that it looks like one of those old style Modess sanitary napkins.
     
    I'll deal with the gas naturally, thank you very much!
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    That does not look comfortable to me. But then again, NO thong looks comfortable to me. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    That is completly insane!![8D] I can't imagine that would be very comfortable for any dog to wear.  I think my guys would run away from home if I ever made them wear somthing like that ![:D]
    • Silver
    That's crazy!!

    I couldn't imagine making my dog wear that, couldn't they just find a food that better suits their dogs digestive tracts?!?! 
    • Gold Top Dog
    I think I'll just stick to opening a window. [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    That is crazy.....We were watching this show called The Next American Inventor and there was a man who was trying to get a similar type product for humans to wear for the same reason[8D]
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    ORIGINAL: huskymom

    OMG what will they think of next?


    My son has proposed butt mints for dogs (and people). That way when someone (or course it's always the dog, right?) farts the conversation goes from....

    <;pooooooooooooooooooooot>

    "OH GEEEZ Rover!!! Stinky dog!!!!! Egads! Someone open a window!!!"

    to

    <;pooooooooooooooooooooot>

    "Oh, wow! Minty!"

    Caution: cinnamon butt mints may be too spicy for some.


    [:-]

    [:D]
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    OK, here's my take on "butt floss".......if the fart can't come out, it's gotta go somewhere and by golly, ever been in church or someplace that you CAN'T let er rip?  It's very painful.....so why we anyone want to do that to an animal....or a human?????  Although I really like the butt mints idea......
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    KZPS, a local radio station read a release of a clinic in California wher people can go and get a treatment of flavored smoke up the tailpipe. That is, you can pay someone to blow smoke up the kiester. That way, the next time a person passes gas, someone else can say, "Mmm, patchouli!"
     
    • Gold Top Dog
    Glenda, if the fart can't come out, it just travels up your spine and sticks in your head.  That's where so many "shi**y" ideas come from. [:D] On the other hand, if I thought for one minute this would work for DH, I'd have my visa card in one hand and the phone in the other.

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    I don't think even that thing could take the stench out of Boss' farts!
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    I saw the fart thing on a show called animal inventor's or something like that,stupido!Dog owners should be trying to fix the reason their dogs do noxious pop offs,not trying to cover them up [&:]

    I heard on the radio the other day that someone in "only" America has invented doggy c*ndoms! I cant for the life of me figure out WHY anyone would use them on dogs???? I sure wouldnt like to be the one putting it on,lettalone taking it off the dog [sm=eek.gif]
    • Gold Top Dog
    If you don't want to sit on my furry furniture, get out of my house.


    Marlania i love your sig! I would say the same thing! Love me,love my dog and if you dont like that they sit on my furniture or have run of house,then dont visit! [;)]