Just thought I'd share a funny thing to remind us all that we have differing opinions. We're not always going to agree with one another, but that's what makes each of us interesting. Have you ever stopped to think about how boring life would be if we all agreed with one another ALL the time. There'd be no need to be passionate about anything. So lets not rip each other apart, but rather try and understand where the other person is coming from. And to respect them even if you don't agree(that doesn't mean you have to respect thier opinion, just the person behind it).
Anyhow, I got a good chuckle out of this:
Dear Fellow Dog Enthusiast,
>
> Does it seem like every time you try and post a question or comment
> to a dog list, you get yourself into trouble? If so, then this list
> is for you. If you religiously follow all of the rules on this
> Official DON'T list, you'll never get in trouble again.
>
> ~~ The Official Dog Enthusiast's DON'T List ~~
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep in your bed. It will cause aggression
> problems down the road.
>
> DON'T make your dog sleep in a crate. Crate is just another word for
> small cage.
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep outside at night. If God had wanted dogs to
> sleep outside, he would have covered their body with hair to keep
> them warm.
>
> DON'T let your dog sleep. You should be playing with him all the
> time.
>
> DON'T keep more than two dogs. Each individual dog requires
> considerable time and energy, and it is impossible for a responsible
> dog owner to spend quality time with more than two dogs.
>
> DON'T keep less than five dogs. Dogs are pack animals, and five dogs
> is the minimum number for proper socialization.
>
> DON'T feed your dog kibble. Kibble is the invention of evil
> capitalists who want your money, and kibble has no nutritional value
> whatsoever. You might as well feed your dog sawdust.
>
> DON'T cook your dog's meat or chicken. Cooking destroys all the
> nutrients.
>
> DON'T feed your dog raw meat or raw chicken. Raw food contains
> salmonella, e-coli, and other harmful bacteria.
>
> DON'T let your dog drink out of a plastic bowl. It will turn his nose
> pink.
>
> DON'T post messages to a dog list. You will surely get bopped on the
> head for thinking that someone else cares about your silly little
> opinions.
>
> DON'T poke your eye with a sharp stick. It has nothing to do with
> dogs, but it's a good rule nonetheless.
>
> DON'T microchip your dog. A nearby cell phone can cause a
> microchipped dog to explode, or so says the lady running the tattoo
> booth.
>
> DON'T tattoo your dog on the ear. A dog thief will cut off the
> tattooed ear.
>
> DON'T tattoo your dog on the thigh. He'll be a tripod before you can
> say Ginsu
>
> DON'T keep a collar on your dog when unattended. He could get caught
> on something and choke.
>
> DON'T leave your dog unattended without a collar. He could run away
> without any identification.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a plastic crate. Plastic crates don't
> allow sufficient air flow.
>
> DON'T transport your dog in a wire crate. In a car accident, a wire
> crate transforms into a doggie skewer. On days you plan to have a car
> accident, it's acceptable to use a plastic crate.
>
> DON'T let your dog drive. It's against the law in many states.
>
> DON'T enter your dog in conformation. It's b-o-r-i-n-g for the dog.
>
> DON'T enter your dog in obedience. It's B-o-r-i-n-g with a
> capital "B."
>
> DON'T enter your dog in agility. The jumps will injure his joints.
>
> DON'T send your dog out with a handler. Only a psychopath would send
> their beloved pet with a complete stranger.
>
> DON'T handle your dog yourself. You've got a great dog, and he
> deserves a much better handler than you will ever be.
>
> DON'T get a purebred dog. Too much inbreeding has produced dogs with
> temperament and health problems.
>
> DON'T get a mutt. You don't know anything about their pedigree. In
> fact, if you're thinking about getting a dog, get a cat instead.
>
> DON'T don't. That's right, you heard me, just don't!
>
> DON'T leave your dog's dewclaws intact. He will rip one off jumping a
> log or something, which is quite painful.
>
> DON'T remove your dog's dewclaws. Dewclaws are acupuncture points
> that are needed for proper functioning of the kidneys.
>
> AND, the #1 DON'T ....
> DON'T trim your dog's whiskers. Dogs use their whiskers to determine
> the size of their head, which is important when they are out shopping
> for a new hat.