Stupid nick names

    • Gold Top Dog

    Stupid nick names

    I call Joey "monkey" more than I call him Joey.

    He also is called "Monkey Man," "Scruffin' Mcgruffin," and of course, "Jojo the Pogo." And lets not forget "Mommy's little Monkey Man."

    I also have 2 cats, Miep and Brutis.

    Miep is often called "Baby Girl," because she is the baby, and "Miepers."

    Brutis, who is the newest member to our family, already has an assortment of very embarrising nick names: "Bru Bru," "Boat Paddle Feet," and last, but certainly the least embarrising "Mommy's Big Boy Bru Bru Head."

    What do you really call your pets?

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    Billy the Adventurin English cocker spanYELL, IS, in truth Bilbo Baggins Kennedy.  He's also "My boy!", "Kid!", "Billy Boy", "Sweet Boy", "Mr. Perfect", and others.
     
    Luna (Lunabella), is Ms. Tunes (she's a hound, she whines ALL the time), My Girl, Daddy's Girl (boy howdy is THAT one true), Luna TIC, Luna Tuna, Luna Long Body, Luna Bean or just plain BEAN!! or Ms. Belle!
     
    Kee Shu (a little old peke lady, age completely undetermined - she's anywhere from 8 to 16 according to those who are supposed to know) is mostly Miss Kee, Sweet Cheeks (honestly HER favorite name somehow), Sweetpea, Baby Girl, Little Girl
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    Hahaha! My dogs are Monkeys, too. It's a collective name. They are also "the girls" and "the rottens" and "the brats". They might be a little spoiled. Someone told me that, once....

    Emma (whose full name is Emma Nems) has a thousand names. Nemmers, Em, Tidbit, Little Bit, Smidgen, Squiggly, and Wiggle Butt are among the top picks.

    Teenie (who is officially Teenie Weenie) also has a lot of names. Weiner Dog, Nekkid Dog, Itty Dog, Weenie Boo Boo, and Beanie Weenie are her favorites[;)]
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    Roxie gets off easy; I call her by "Rox", "Roxie Rox", or "Roxie Ann".

    Trixie goes by "Trixie Lou", "Miss Lou", and her name. 

    I have no clue why I added "Ann" and "Lou" to their names.  Just happened.  And strangely enough, I don't call Roxie by "Miss Ann".  Only Trixie is embarrassed that way.  [:D]
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    The chow will come to Willie, Will, Little Willies, Mommy's Baby, Chow Chow, Willow pillow and Willie Whip-It's (which is got after she figured out how to do whip-it's from the can).  She also came flying into the room the other night when I was watching the Red Sox and cheering for Wily Mo Pena.  I said something like, "come on, Wily Mo" and there she was. 
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    Biscotti get the brunt of it here...her name is fun to play with.  Skitty, Skitty Bis, Biscy Whiskey
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    ORIGINAL: Roxie865

    Roxie gets off easy; I call her by "Rox", "Roxie Rox", or "Roxie Ann".

    Trixie goes by "Trixie Lou", "Miss Lou", and her name. 

    I have no clue why I added "Ann" and "Lou" to their names.  Just happened.  And strangely enough, I don't call Roxie by "Miss Ann".  Only Trixie is embarrassed that way.  [:D]



    Do you sing Police's "Rox Anne" to her.  I know it's about a prostitute, but I used to have a cat named Lola, and I used to sing "Lola" to her all the time - you know the one about the cross dresser.
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    Loki is Loki the poky, Lokers, the big boy, or Bubba
     
    Odin is Odie, Odie bear, Oder the Odiferous, or the little man
     
    We also have a cat named Kristy Ann. My mom always called any pet "Bobalou" when I was growing up, so I started calling Kristy "Lou". For a long time DH actually thought that was her middle name. We call her Kris most of the time, but sometimes we lengthen her name to Kristen Lou. When we want to get her attention we call her "pretty kitty cat", because she loves her t's and k's and will come running.
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    Lawson is Boober butt. Don't ask I have no idea where it came from. I just started calling him Boobers. Then Boober butt came on later.
     
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    Chopper is my 14 year old chow/husky mix.  I call her Giddygiya, Momma, Cinderella, Pretty Girl, Pretty Face. Lucas is my 7 month old male boxer.  So far, the only nic name I've called him is Little Man.  I've only had him for 2 days.  Here is a pic of Lucas.  I don't have one of Chopper.  

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    oh boy..
    Snuffa: Bunny, Nuffa, Nuffa Man, Nutter Butter, Bungie, Bubbie, Snuffa Duffa ;Peanut Buter, Snuffa Luffa, Puffa Man, Puffa Duff,
    Kayjin: Cage, Cage Boy, Cagie Cage Man, Crinkle Butt, Frizzy Doo, Afro Man
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    We mostly call Maggie Maggie, Puppy, or dawg. My brother calls her 'puppy aggie woogy woogy'  She is also sometimes called Meegee. When we got her we were sorta going through a LotR stage so she was called 'precious' and 'my precious' a lot. I think she still responds to it. And when she is bad or has to be taken care of she is 'YOUR dog' when she is good she is 'OUR dog' Nobody but me calls her 'MY dog' Because I am the one who takes care of her.

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    Oh geez...I'm embarrassed to even start!!
     
    Loki - Lokers, Lokes, The Lokester, Loki Bear, Wokey, Rokety Roo (no clue...don't ask!)
     
    Julius - most commonly Jules, but also Juley Guley, Juligus, Julio, Gules
     
    Our cat Kleio - KleeBee, Fatkins, Kittykins, Fattycakes, Bee, or just Fat Cat
     
    This post is great!! I loved reading all of your nicknames! It's also nice to know that I'm not the only goofball who comes up with crazy names for their furry babies!! [:D]
     
    • Silver
    I'm glad these names won't be held against me.
    Dugan is often referred to as Doogie, Doogie Bowser, Big Boy, Stocky, Mama's Boy and of course Baby!
    Madison is called Maddie most of the time, but I call her Missy, Little One, Sweet Pea, Lil Bit, and Baby Girl. 
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    My poor animals...  (sometimes I use the same nickname for both!)
     
    Duke - Duker, Duker the Puker, Puker, Bubs, Babe, Monkey, Monks, Dukey.... there is probably more, but I just can't think right now.
     
    Daisy - Daiser, Crazy, Monkey, Bubs, Baby, goofy, sweety, .... hmmm I know there is more!!!!
     
    When I introduce them to people I usually say "Meet Duker the Puker & Crazy Daisy!"