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Mom, she's defective, you should take her back, Love the cat

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:44:03 AM

I do believe, that if Kanga could talk, this would be the lecture I would have gotten earlier today[

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Mom,
I know you wanted a playmate for the dog that has taken over My Lap, but that new dog is defective. Did you see what she did earlier? I tell you, she is defective. She has to be to act and move like that. I mean, I appreciate the fact that she recognizes I AM QUEEN and bows down to me, but there has to be something wrong with her. Did you see her front legs and head? Her legs are defective - nobody's legs should move in circles like that. Who gave her elbows that allow movement like that? And her head, she looked like she was having a fit. She's sick, not defective. I change my mind on that. You should take her to a vet. Maybe they'll keep her. You wouldn't want me or Jezzy to get sick like that would you? Definitely take her to the vet. The only other time I have seen something like that was when you had that silly Carry movie on. She looks possessed. If you don't want to do a vet, maybe a priest? If she's possessed, that would explain the bizarre leg and head movements, and a priest might want to do studies on her. Surely possessed dogs are a rarity? It was just weird. It creeped me out. Really Mom, defective, sick, or possessed - you need to take her back. You don't want that rubbing off on us would you now?

By the way, I love you - so pet me. Well, feed me first, then pet me. Clean my litter box after you feed me, then you can spend some time petting me. If I need you to do something else for me, I'll tell you while you pet me.[sm=wink.gif]

miranadobe

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:54:37 AM

My cat and yours could start a support group....

stardancnminpin

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:54:44 AM

I believe this is the episode that earned me the lecture.[

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Vinia

Posted : 8/17/2006 3:45:24 AM

That is one fantastic butt-shot!
Kanga doesn't look very impressed at all... [

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Terri

Posted : 8/17/2006 11:11:15 AM

LOL! [

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My kitty Kristy has given me similar lectures about both dogs. She finds their behavior completely inappropriate. Cats are far too sophisticated for that kind of silliness.

inne

Posted : 8/17/2006 12:57:47 PM

LOL

My cat, Robin, always looks like he thinks he's the only one in our apartment with any dignity.

Spazzy

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:03:09 PM

[sm=rofl.gif]lol nice butt shot
Star probably thinks the same thing about Bailey[]

SaraD

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:18:30 PM

That was so funny!!! It really made my morning. My cats think the same way about the dogs. They also tolerate the dogs better than they do each other. I have a few pictures of Trinity glaring at Shaun and Bubbles running around. I also have a framed picture of Hayley batting at Shaun over the arm of a chair. Cats always seem to think that they are more dignified than anybody else in the house. Even their own kind, I have noticed.

--Sara

SaraD

Posted : 8/17/2006 1:19:39 PM

ORIGINAL: lokis_mom

LOL! []

My kitty Kristy has given me similar lectures about both dogs. She finds their behavior completely inappropriate. Cats are far too sophisticated for that kind of silliness.

My cats feel the same way. Except they get the zoomies too. I guess if I ever taped them when they are in the middle of a catnip attack and show it to them later, they would insist they were being framed.

--Sara

Sera_J

Posted : 8/17/2006 3:42:26 PM

Hahaha. Kanga, I'm not laughing at you, rather with you. I finally got rid of the crazy one. ...something about finding him his forever home. But *I* know the truth. I finally scared him away. It took a long time, but if you can keep up the 'tough kitty' act long enough sometimes they leave. ((Well, and sometimes they don't. But, I've decided these two can stay. MY decision, of course.))

I hope your petting, dinner and clean litter box was satisfactory.

-Zoe, the fluffy, closet kitty.

"The walk-in closet, where only the dumbest of dogs dare enter." -Zoe the Cat

pofi_pasquale

Posted : 8/17/2006 10:03:59 PM

Hey, Kanga - Ernesto here. Nesto for short. I'm writing on behalf of both myself and my esteemed colleagues, Benito and Iggy, to voice our conviction that it is not merely that new dog that is defective. It seems to be a malady afflicting MANY of this species! We have one hear who begins with the proper demonstration of obeisance to feline superiority by bowing, but then repeatedly emits a stacato series of ear piercing noises. MOST undignified and completely unnecessary - I'm mere feet away and can see and heare it purrrrrfectly.

We had not thought to invoke a spiritual intervention - thank you for the suggestion. We will make our case for an exorcism - it MUST be possessed!

the1irishgirl

Posted : 8/18/2006 9:28:36 AM

Ok, I'm sure you've all seen this a million times, but I just got it yesterday and thought it was very appropirate. lol

A Dog's Diary
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

A Cat's Diary
Day 183 of my captivity.

My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded. Maybe I should try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an
attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little kitty cat I was. This is not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing something called "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe
snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He
speaks with them regularly, and I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait.

It's only a matter of time.

olinda

Posted : 8/18/2006 10:15:11 AM

hehehehe too funny. although I am not a cat person, I think they are so funny, I love to see the look of arrogance on their faces when I am walking Romeo. Too cute.

Caprice Christian

Posted : 8/18/2006 10:26:03 AM

This whole topic made me laugh so hard! Ahhh.... This made my day!