glenmar
Posted : 7/3/2006 6:49:15 PM
Dang it, if they spoke enough english I'd have a blast with them.
A few minutes ago I got yet another call for Century Tel.....
Me: Hello
Him: Oh good, you're still open
Me: I beg your pardon?
Him: Isn't this Century Tel
Me: No, it isn't. You've reached a private residence
Him: Is this.....starts reeling off phone number
Me: Sir, yes it is, but I promise you that this is a private residence and NOT a business
Him: Well, you're a rude f'ing b*tch. How do you know what number I was gonna say?
Me: Because I hear it at least a dozen times a day.
Him: Well if this isn't Century Tel, why the hell is it listed in the phone book at this number?
Me: I'm sure I cant' tell you that. Perhaps someone made an inputting error?
Him: F*** that! I just paid money to get this number from directory!!
Me: Yep, ya got me. I'm in cahoots with the phone company. I get 10% of every wrong number they give out, because it is SOOOO worth a nickle to be abused by someone who dialed my number in error.
Him: well, best not repeat that one......