Family Swear Words Part 2: Old Timers

• Family Swear Words Part 2: Old Timers Julie Byers Posted : 6/3/2006 12:49:12 AM Anyone using archaic swear words that were taught to you by your old, outdated, crazy, embarassing parents?  You should have seen the look on some 16 year old's face in a Mc Donald's when I yelled, "Balderdash! That's total Horsehockey!!"  for my order taking ten minutes to make.  Hoolagins Whipersnappers Tarnations Horse Pucky Round Heels Poppycock   Jules LIKE 20 REPLIES 2968 VIEWS LAST POST MEG Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 6/3/2006 8:59:47 AM Loop-legged ( drunk ) Skiddly-windin ( sent askew) Catty-corner ( diagonally opposing direction) Catty-wampus ( sent askew) pole-cat ( skunk ) son of a sea biscuit. fidddlesticks. (sometimes, I use my own made up phrase, "fiddlesticks and feces.") I also know the word for feces in several languages and will repeat them all in a row, rapid-fire. The best one is the french word, which does not sound like a curse, unless spoken properly.   I can't repeat here the ones my mother could use, either singly or in a grouping. She could make a sailor blush.     0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julie Byers Posted : 6/3/2006 4:54:50 PM horsefeathers!  Poppycock Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jeano Posted : 6/3/2006 5:01:06 PM Dagnabbit!!! I love "horsehockey." I mean, what's so horrible about "horsepuckey" anyway? LOL I already outed myself as a dorky "swearer." Fiddle faddle Gosh darn it! Dad blast it! CRIMINY! Good Grief! (guess I'm a child of the 60s, eh?) I've even been known to say JEHOSAPHAT! And well, this isn't old timey unless you are from Ireland: (and it's really swearing, too) Feckin' eejit!! Lately I've been calling other drivers "Turkey butt." [:-] You can make up great swear phrases in Gaelic (Irish) and no one knows you are calling them a pig's arse. Hone na muc!! You can use it in a sweet voice, like, "Awww, what a sweet little hone na muc!" [sm=proud.gif] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• calliecritturs Posted : 6/3/2006 5:07:04 PM Gee willikers, and here I thot *I* was the only one who knew horse hockey from fardles!   But you look Nice in White but you look like Hel-en Brown   When you're older 'n dirt you know it's pretty bad when some son of a sea cook is so dumb they couldn't pour pee out of a boot if instructions were written on the heel!   heckfire hellacious   it's hard to think of specific examples because ... *rubbing toe in said dirt* I DO talk like that all the time and half the world makes fun of me for it.  Well that's just fine & dandy with me! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jeano Posted : 6/3/2006 5:18:24 PM Oh heckaroonies, Callie, we musta been separated at birth! [&:] 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• calliecritturs Posted : 6/3/2006 5:30:55 PM D-a-a-a-a-a-n-n-ng Jean .... so... THAT's where that scar came from!!!   Who'd a thunk it? 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 6/3/2006 9:18:20 PM A german curse is Schweinhund. Literally, pig-dog. It sounds funny in English but is was a harsh insult, about as good as calling someone an m-f.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jensw Posted : 6/4/2006 10:54:06 PM ORIGINAL: calliecritturs Gee willikers,   I say that. [] And "Good golly, Miss Molly"  I frequently start to type it on this forum or another dog forum, and then I erase it 'cause it sounds so dorky. [&:]     0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 6/5/2006 6:11:06 AM I bet I can out-dork you. Consarn it, fiddle-dee-dee, dagnab it, goodness gracious, I'll be hornswaggled, sorry piece of shoe leather, shoot, crap, and Ill think of some more later.   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• sharismom Posted : 6/5/2006 7:29:21 AM curses geez oh petes     0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Julie Byers Posted : 6/5/2006 11:24:10 AM JeezeLouise you guys! I absolutely love using 'feckin' and I have actually called someone a 'Lop-eared'iggit' so my daughter knew I called someone a donkey while we were in the car lol....boy did we have the 'heehaws' I've also dealt with lillyliveredyellowstripedreddiaperdoperbabynambypambywoosyedoutlackadaisyhalfbakedwishywashynoaccountspinelessdunderheads. *phew!*   aww shucks.....Jules 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• jeano Posted : 6/5/2006 2:36:49 PM One of my favorite sound clips is Chevy Chase cursing out his boss in Christmas Vacation. It's so classic! I think my personal "cursing" style is an amalgam of The Beverley Hillbillies (my mother comes from funny old Scottish stock), the Beave, and Batman and Robin. Holy frickin' moley, dagnabbit! 0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• ron2 Posted : 6/5/2006 6:42:33 PM Rats!   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login
• Paula Diffenbaugh Posted : 6/5/2006 11:24:58 PM I'll say " Oh geezy peezy"  and the kids answer back "lemon squeezy"  I try very hard to substitute silly words for the real ones I'm thinking. [8|]   0 LIKE Like Share You have posted to a forum that requires a moderator to approve posts before they are publicly available. Hey, it's way more fun when you sign up or log in Connect With Connect With Sign Up Login