Men are so gross sometimes-not a funny thing at all

Puppy, if it ever happens again, get the liscense plate of the Sears van and CALL Sears. At the very least, they would probably lose their jobs.

My company frequently participates with the local PD's in there child predator stings (internet chat room related). 
 
They use our dogs to chase down the perps (or pervs) if they run. I love it when they run.  Our dogs bite hard...and the last one that got pulled down was rough.  He pulled his arms in front of him and got a big ol bite right in the ass.  He had his pants unbuttoned, and they had fallen down when he was running.  The dog caught his scrotum with a K9 tooth.  If that isn't justice I don't know what is.  He won't be visiting any little girls for a while.
 
Sometimes it seems like the officers take there time getting to the perves once the dog has them, especially when they are struggling.  If they stop moving and lay still the dogs let go, and if they budge again they get another bite.  Some of these idiots will end up with 5 or 6 bites.

Sounds like poetic justice to me.

When my friend and I were in our teens, not high school yet I think, we were walking through our neighborhood like we always did when this car drives by kinda slow, stops ahead of us, and a guy BUCK naked gets out waggling his "thing" (penis) at us.  I turned and ran, my friend froze.  I ran back to her, grabbed her and we ran to her house.  Her parents weren't home so we called the cops, locked the doors and got a ride home to my house (3 blocks away) in the cop car.  They never caught the guy but I remember he had a really big burn type scar on his leg.  That was the first and only part I remember about him because I was like, you're not supposed to drive a car barefoot.