DumDog
Posted : 7/31/2007 2:49:57 PM
ok i feel like i should have explained why i cant stand southern drawls..... it is because I HEAR THEM EVERYDAY. it's that simple [
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dont worry, there is no danger of me judging a book by its cover.. my uncle has the thickest southern drawl you've ever heard... (not the one from Alabama - i mean my mom's brother inlaw - talking to him is impossible.. (partly because he is almost deaf) but when you ask him a question you wonder if he even heard you, or if he doesnt feel like answering. nope. he is one of a rare few that actually THINKS before he replies.... ask him any question about any big important issue and at first he says "Ah...." ...long silence... then he gives you a brilliant answer!
to look at him you would think his name would be Bubba... he's short, missing a lot of teeth, bushy hair cut, has a HUGE round belly, and very stocky legs and arms... just picture Santa Clause without the beard... that's him. but do not enter a battle of wits with him because you wont win.
now as for people assuming southern accents = stoopid ....
If you want to get cute, you can say that a lot of propaganda on tv associates German accents with nazis, hitler, fascism, etc.
they associate spanish accents with illegal aliens, or the Frito Bandito, or the taco bell dog...
the gangsta/thug accent with drugs, dog fighting, drive by shootings, etc......
The french are mincing pansies that spout poetry, smoke cigarettes, and wear funny hats.
Italians are all in the mafia, they all eat spaghetti, and "whack" their enemies....
jeez.... there's something for everyone [

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besides.... am i not allowed to say i dont like something anymore in this forum? i didnt get that memo.... [8|]