In Order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Never forget a friend, especially those that owe you--Chinese Proverb
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.
Strangers have the best candy.
Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
My husband and I divorced over religious reasons. He thought he was G-d and I didn't!
Earth is the insane Asylum for the universe.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
I almost had a psychic boyfriend, but he left me before we met!
Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back!