A womans guide to dealing with men.

    • Gold Top Dog

    A womans guide to dealing with men.

     When you ask a man for help,and he says"Just a minute"it means he is doing something he is interested in doing,and is not interested in doing what you want him to do.

    Just because two people are in the same room,there is no need to talk.

    When a man is watching something on T.V.,your talking through the program and being silent during the commercials is annoying,and you shouldn't get huffy when the man asks you to be quiet.

    The only things that needs to be done NOW,is put out fires and get a beer and have sex.everything else can wait.

    Men DO like to have women initiate sex.They do NOT like the promiss of sex,only to be told later your too tired.You don't even need to be awake.

    Don't ask me to vacuum the carpet,or mop the floor,and I won't ask you to mow the lawn.

    There are plenty more,and I would like to hear from my male counterparts on the subject..
    • Silver
    Good Lord....Do u people see what I put up with?? BTW Mark....it's promise not promiss....I'm not sure if I missed any other spelling mistakes but i'll double check later...I won't even bother with the grammatical errors....I would be here forever...and someone has to take care of the kids, dogs and house!! 
    • Gold Top Dog
    I am going to steal a word from the Womens vacabulary guide and say..
                      WHATEVER!
    • Gold Top Dog
    [sm=lol.gif] - I think having our SOs participate in the forum could make things really fun, right?
     
    When a man is watching something on T.V.,your talking through the program and being silent during the commercials is annoying,and you shouldn't get huffy when the man asks you to be quiet.


     
    I just want to know why whatever my DH has to say is important enough for non-commercial times, but not what I have to say?  What if I was just about to say "I wanted sex right now"?  By the time there's a commercial, I might've changed my mind [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    NOW, I understand Boo's comment...LOL!
    • Gold Top Dog
    MhadDog, all I can say is I'm glad my marriage isn't like yours.
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: rolenta

    MhadDog, all I can say is I'm glad my marriage isn't like yours.


     Its all in good fun..talking through programs and all,I think I will keep her..[:)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    If you dun want him Boo, I'll take him xD
     
    I could put the Mhad Man to good use
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: cakana

    [sm=lol.gif] - I think having our SOs participate in the forum could make things really fun, right?

    When a man is watching something on T.V.,your talking through the program and being silent during the commercials is annoying,and you shouldn't get huffy when the man asks you to be quiet.


    What if I was just about to say "I wanted sex right now"?


    See #5 on the list..lol

    By the time there's a commercial, I might've changed my mind

    I should have added that to the list too..lol

    • Gold Top Dog
    Oh, and how come we can't talk when this commercial's on? [;)]
     
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    • Gold Top Dog
    What if I was just about to say "I wanted sex right now"? By the time there's a commercial, I might've changed my mind


    That all depends on what game he's watching.[;)]
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: cakana

    Oh, and how come we can't talk when this commercial's on? [;)][linkhttp://www.carlsjr.com/ontv/]http://www.carlsjr.com/ontv/[/link]


     No no no ..you MAY speak durring commercials,just don't expect full attention if the commercial has beautiful women clad in skimpy bikinis running with a cold six pack across a sandy beach...(listening to what we say and mean instead of what you WANT to think we mean should be on the list too..)

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    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: Xerxes
    That all depends on what game he's watching.[;)]


    LOL..thank God for DVR on those occasions..
    • Gold Top Dog
    ORIGINAL: Xeph

    If you dun want him Boo, I'll take him xD

    I could put the Mhad Man to good use


     I have a FAN!!! [:D]
    • Gold Top Dog
    Yeah Baby! xD!
     
    *Rofl*