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Posted : 4/11/2007 8:59:14 PM

The worse thing I can think of right now, was when I was a kid there was a real nasty old man up the road who would shoot dogs with rock salt and threated kids with his gun. So one night I snuck over to his house, pulled up a bunch of his carrots, took a bite out of them, and then replanted them all nice and neat. I also took bites out of the apples on the trees and just left them hanging there with hunks missing. [sm=devil.gif]

Sneaking out was easy because I slept outside all summer anyways. But in the summer before my senior year in HS, my best friend's parents went away on vacation for two months. My parents didn't know her parents were gone, so I stayed at Michelle's and we had all night parties dancing to Deep Purple, and filled up her brother's old car with Tyrolia ([:'(]) bottles.

BEVOLASVEGAS

Posted : 4/11/2007 9:17:55 PM

ORIGINAL: MhadDog

After reading BEVOLASVEGAS post,I decided mine isn't all that bad.

When I was 17 or so,I was running with a pack of people that used to party a lot,have fun...

Anyway,we decided to crash a party one night at a rich kids house..We didn't generally hang around with the preppy (remember them? lol)crowd ,but his parents were gone for the weekend and they had plenty of booze..(not that we needed more than was in our systems at the time)

Anyway,I was pretty trashed,and was suffering from a bad case of the runny stool brought on by cheap beer and whiskey..lol

I went to used the bathroom and inspiration struck me..I took the hand towels and used them to wipe my self thoroughly..I then hung them neatly back on their hangars,stood on the toilet seat,and unscrewed and hid thelight bulb.

It was only a matter of minutes before my friends and I heard screaming coming form the bathroom...I never said a word..

I have come a long way since then...lol

OMG [sm=rofl.gif] That is sick, yet really, really funny.

I can honestly say that the man was not at fault in my incident, she was a bitch.

jjsmom06

Posted : 4/11/2007 9:31:28 PM

It was only a matter of minutes before my friends and I heard screaming coming form the bathroom...I never said a word..

You are indeed a SICK [sm=vomit03.gif]individual.... I am deeply disturbed...[&o]

BEVOLASVEGAS

Posted : 4/11/2007 10:00:14 PM

Awwww, Come on Shelly. You were disturbed long before that story.[

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jjsmom06

Posted : 4/11/2007 10:05:29 PM

Awwww, Come on Shelly. You were disturbed long before that story.

[sm=lol.gif]LMAO! You mean I was disturbed after reading your story or I was disturbed LONG before that?[8|]

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DumDog

Posted : 4/11/2007 10:13:34 PM

ORIGINAL: cakana

My parents were super strict with me, NEEDLESSLY SO THOUGH (I am an only child so I guess that is part of it).

We still talk about how lucky we are that nothing bad ever happened. Hitchhiking with total strangers is not a good idea, but we did find some great parties that way []

yeah a friend and i did that too.... that was my first lesson in "Bipolar Manic Depressive".. her, not me. it was her idea to skip school, but i was joking when i said lets hitch hike home... she was all for it, and well... i really didnt want to ride the bus anyway... wow. My mom only knows part of the story. She knows we caught a ride with the mail man (family friend) But she doesnt know about Mike the lost salesman, and Super Hippy and the Scared Ex Veteran with the ugly van. We could have been all kinds of dead that day....

BEVOLASVEGAS

Posted : 4/11/2007 10:41:48 PM

ORIGINAL: jjsmom06

Awwww, Come on Shelly. You were disturbed long before that story.

[sm=lol.gif]LMAO! You mean I was disturbed after reading your story or I was disturbed LONG before that?[8|]

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I'm pretty sure you were disturbed long before my story. Though I could be
wrong[&o]

Boo1129

Posted : 4/12/2007 8:26:23 AM

ORIGINAL: MhadDog

I have come a long way since then...lol

No he really hasn't!

jjsmom06

Posted : 4/12/2007 10:24:02 AM

I'm pretty sure you were disturbed long before my story. Though I could be
wrong

Ummm… lets see …how to put this to stay on your GOOD side Amanda[

]…. I was “mildly” disturbed by your post but lets just say that the “disturbed” you are talking about I have pretty much had since birth and I am afraid there is no cure for it…[&o]

I have come a long way since then...lol

No he really hasn't!

Becky why do I NOT have a hard time believing this??[

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probe1957

Posted : 4/12/2007 11:55:18 AM

The sneakiest thing I ever did, believe it or not, was just this morning. I am still in shock. I can't believe I did it. I have no idea what I was thinking. Beyond that, I have absolutely no comment.

What is the sneakiest thing you have done?