What is the sneakiest thing you have done?

with my husband... premeditated dog ownership without permission..... he thought i brought home Bo the day i met him... no... there are about a weeks worth of correspondence in my email account with his previous owners...

with my mom..... i wrote an email to someone that stole our aol passwords and hacked our computer. i said all kinds of.. bad things, all kinds of threats of bodily harm.... HE SENT IT TO HER EMAIL .... she thought he wrote it to her so she called the cops and filed a report.... it was some pretty vicious stuff.... [sm=uhoh.gif]

my older brother.... he was being a real jerk one day, bad mouthing our mom, calling her sorry and a slob (he was living at home rent free and used her car all the time- he also didnt have a job to pay for gas) When she got home from work he was suddenly nice and friendly towards her like all was well.... They both left to run some errands so while they were gone i lifted up the rug in front of his bedroom door and stuck thumb tacks in it so he would step on them...... i should have used the flat kind and just laid them on TOP of the rug.... then it would look accidental.... and yeah i got caught, but to this day my mom doesnt know why i did it. and i dont intend to tell her either.

another time with my brother, he did some other jerk off thing so i put soap all over his tooth brush..... those teeth were squeeky clean []

My dad... well i had this hound dog when i was a kid and she chewed up a really expensive rope he used for roping.... i hid the evidence and couldnt wait for the weekend to end so me and my dog could go home before he found out...

One time after the bar, we were not ready to go to bed, and decided instead to go by my friends house to pick up a bottle and couple of movies, then we were going back to my place. When we got to his place he realized he had forgotten his keys at the bar and had to go in a window. Whatever, his house right? well he went in, grabbed his bottle, a couple movies, and a bag of ice. Then we went on our merry way. After being at my house for a bit, the phone rang and it was his sister who he shared the apartment with.(also a good friend of mine). she was totally freaking out cause someone had broken in. "Sean they took your bottle, went through the movies and even stole a bag of Ice!" Sean just told her to lock up and go to bed. He would be home in the morning. We all just sat there and laughed. We still have not told her to this day. Sadly Sean died of Lymphoma a while back and I can't decide if his sister should know this story or not.

Just to forewarn everyone, I can be a little vindictive at times.
 
When I was 18, I had just started college & pledged a sorority. My “big sis” was a real bitch & she was constantly mean to me. While she was supposed to help me out with my transition both into college & into the sorority, she was always hateful towards me & refused to give advice at all. She also made it a habit of flirting with my BF. Initially her flirting was harmless, but then it progressed to a level that neither the BF or I were comfortable with. I asked her to stop flirting with the BF & I was told that I needed to mind my own business. She made my life hell for 4 weeks after our conversation.
 
Eventually, it was my turn to be the designated driver & I got even. I skipped the party that she was at so that I could prepare my revenge. I picked her up from the party & she was so drunk that I had to carry her out of the house & to the car. Before I pulled out of the driveway, she had passed out. I quickly cut her hair (as close to the scalp as scissors will get you) & then headed to the cemetery. My pledge sisters (all 14) were waiting at the cemetery to “help” me. I can honestly say that we all beat on this girl for well over an hour, covered her in dog food & then left her, still passed out, in the cemetery. When she woke up the next morning, covered in ant bites, bald, & beaten black & blue. She was sure that someone from the party had done this to her. She stated that the entire incident was my fault because I refused to go to the party with her. To this day there are only 15 people who know exactly what happened that night, & we're not telling.

um..  Wow.  I swapped price tags on a pair of boots once because I couldn't afford them. 

Lots of sneaking out of the house at night... lots of creative ways to skip class and either not get noticed or make it seem legit... (there was a coffee shop about 2 blocks from my high school - my friends and I would often disappear for a while to get coffee and bagels.)

Once I suspected someone in my dorm was using my toothbrush, so I hid it in my room and left my dog's toothbrush out for a few days, then made a big point of demonstrating how I brush his teeth. The culprit rushed to the bathroom pretty quick! [] That's about as bad as I've ever done.

Lots of sneaking out of the house at night... lots of creative ways to skip class and either not get noticed or make it seem legit...

 
Yep, me too.  It was hard to stay in school when the beach was only a mile away.  I could fill pages with sneaking things I've done, and some I'm not proud of.  One night, my friend and I snuck out and stayed out all night.  My dog slept in my room though, and I'm pretty sure he's the reason I got busted.  I thought I'd pulled it off though, so I waited until my dad left for the work in the morning, and then went home and to bed.  I woke up a short time later to my dad standing over me yelling.  He ripped my phone (I'd bought and paid for) out of the wall and said to get up and get dressed for school.  Oddly, he never asked where I'd been.  I think he was afraid what I'd say [8|]

One night, my friend and I snuck out and stayed out all night. My dog slept in my room though, and I'm pretty sure he's the reason I got busted. I thought I'd pulled it off though, so I waited until my dad left for the work in the morning, and then went home and to bed. I woke up a short time later to my dad standing over me yelling. He ripped my phone (I'd bought and paid for) out of the wall and said to get up and get dressed for school. Oddly, he never asked where I'd been. I think he was afraid what I'd say

 
[sm=lol.gif]OMG..that cracks me up Cathy. My parents were super strict with me, NEEDLESSLY SO THOUGH (I am an only child so I guess that is part of it). Anyway, I became pro at sneaking out of the house at night and one night I came home to every light in the house on and knew I was busted (so I just rang the doorbell and walked in the front door[8|]) …. A few months later I started doing it again and didn#%92t get caught again until about the 4th time I tried it.  That time I made it all the way back into my room and into bed and my dad yelled down from their bedroom upstairs “Did you have fun?” to which I shakily replied “Ummm…Yeah,,,”  and all he said was “have a good nights sleep!”
 
Mom#%92s know how to rant and rave and scream at you, but dads…now THEY have the talent…they know how to make you full of guilt, regret and fear! [] 
 

i used to sneak out of my house all the time, too...  it was really hard because our house was really old and creaky.  i had to count the floorboards so that i wouldn't step on the wrong ones..[]  but i wouldn't consider that the *sneakiest* thing...

going to vegas to get married and telling only my best friend (who made my boquet) was pretty sneaky.... but it gets better!

when we went to get married, we were sorta tight on money and weren't sure where we were going to go to tie the knot.... i wanted to do something really cool, so i went behind his back and scheduled our wedding at a drive-thru chapel, and then went and rented a convertible mustang as our chariot!  the whole time, he thought i was getting my hair and nails done (yeah, right- who did HE think he was getting hitched to??).  i called him and told him to meet me outside, where i was waiting in the mustang.  he was THRILLED!  then i told him to get dressed in his "wedding suit" and gave him directions to the chapel.  we had a blast, and i wouldn't have done it any other way for all the money in the world!

when we went to get married, we were sorta tight on money and weren't sure where we were going to go to tie the knot.... i wanted to do something really cool, so i went behind his back and scheduled our wedding at a drive-thru chapel, and then went and rented a convertible mustang as our chariot!  the whole time, he thought i was getting my hair and nails done (yeah, right- who did HE think he was getting hitched to??).  i called him and told him to meet me outside, where i was waiting in the mustang.  he was THRILLED!  then i told him to get dressed in his "wedding suit" and gave him directions to the chapel.  we had a blast, and i wouldn't have done it any other way for all the money in the world!

 
Sara that is so damn funny! WHY does it NOT surprise me that you would do something like this?[] 

My parents were super strict with me, NEEDLESSLY SO THOUGH (I am an only child so I guess that is part of it).

 
When my mom passed away (she was 44, I was 12), my dad had no idea how to do the "parenting" thing.  My best friend's parents were divorced, and her mom was trying to have a social life, so neither of our parents paid much attention.  We got into an awful lot of trouble.  We still talk about how lucky we are that nothing bad ever happened.  Hitchhiking with total strangers is not a good idea, but we did find some great parties that way []

One thing came to mind..It is terribly disgusting and I think you would all tell my how truly nasty it was..So i won't tell you...no one was hurt,though there may have been some psychological problems later..lol

My sister decided once that she was going to teach me to drive before I had my permit. She took me to a parking lot and let me drive around a bit. We chased some kids rc car, and then we left that area. She decided I should go back over there after a while and see if the kids were still there. On my way back over, I hit a red concrete pole. As far as our parents know, she hit a fire hydrant on her way to work.
I have a pet snake. My mom has said no to snakes. She's not at home right now, she's spending the semester on campus, but she is coming home soon. If I pull that off, it'll be pretty high on the list.

ORIGINAL: BEVOLASVEGAS

Just to forewarn everyone, I can be a little vindictive at times.

When I was 18, I had just started college & pledged a sorority. My "big sis” was a real bitch & she was constantly mean to me. While she was supposed to help me out with my transition both into college & into the sorority, she was always hateful towards me & refused to give advice at all. She also made it a habit of flirting with my BF. Initially her flirting was harmless, but then it progressed to a level that neither the BF or I were comfortable with. I asked her to stop flirting with the BF & I was told that I needed to mind my own business. She made my life hell for 4 weeks after our conversation.

Eventually, it was my turn to be the designated driver & I got even. I skipped the party that she was at so that I could prepare my revenge. I picked her up from the party & she was so drunk that I had to carry her out of the house & to the car. Before I pulled out of the driveway, she had passed out. I quickly cut her hair (as close to the scalp as scissors will get you) & then headed to the cemetery. My pledge sisters (all 14) were waiting at the cemetery to "help” me. I can honestly say that we all beat on this girl for well over an hour, covered her in dog food & then left her, still passed out, in the cemetery. When she woke up the next morning, covered in ant bites, bald, & beaten black & blue. She was sure that someone from the party had done this to her. She stated that the entire incident was my fault because I refused to go to the party with her. To this day there are only 15 people who know exactly what happened that night, & we're not telling.

 You sure you didn't actually see this on the Lifetime movie network...This is exactly the type of movies they show.Only on this network,they somehow manage to find a man at fault...[]

After reading BEVOLASVEGAS post,I decided mine isn't all that bad.

 When I was 17 or so,I was running with a pack of people that used to party a lot,have fun...

 Anyway,we decided to crash a party one night at a rich kids house..We didn't generally hang around with the preppy (remember them? lol)crowd ,but his parents were gone for the weekend and they had plenty of booze..(not that we needed more than was in our systems at the time)

  Anyway,I was pretty trashed,and was suffering from a bad case of the runny stool brought on by cheap beer and whiskey..lol

  I went to used the bathroom and inspiration struck me..I took the hand towels and used them to wipe my self thoroughly..I then hung them neatly back on their hangars,stood on the toilet seat,and unscrewed and hid thelight bulb.

  It was only a matter of minutes before my friends and I heard screaming coming form the bathroom...I never said a word..

  I have come a long way since then...lol