Oh my.....the tomato in the middle is me

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    Oh my.....the tomato in the middle is me

    Or will be, in a week or so - and by tomato, I mean the girl in the photos so embarassed she's gone a dark shade of red.

    My maid of honour showed me what she got me for my hen night (bachelorette party) next weekend.

    For my, ahem, enjoyment, I have:

    A sparkly silver tiara with a veil attached that has flashing lights all over it
    A whistle in the shape of a penis
    A pink "bride-to-be" sash that also has flashing lights on it
    A pink claw thing for pinching men's butts from 2 feet away
    A pink necklace with a shotglass on it
    A pair of plastic "boob shields" to wear under my shirt...the nipples on them flash

    She also got a set of buttons that say "hen night in progress", a bunch of stickers with things like "nicest butt" and "worst dancer" on them to stick on men at the club, a set of Dare cards and penis-shaped straws to drink from.

    Please pray that I drink enough to not remember this.

    Kate
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    I would love to see pictures of this party. [:D]

    Congrats on the nups!
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    Kate… I feel for you but if it makes you feel better it COULD BE WORSE….

      When I was in college one of my roommates was getting married and my other roommate was throwing her party. The “items” she had for her were worse than what is planned for you AND there was one thing FAR worse than anything on your list.

      She made her a T-shirt with lifesavers sewn onto the breast area. Also on this big white t-shirt was the saying “Buck –A- Suck” Lets just say you can use your imagination on how that shirt was suppose to be used for the night[8|] … Jen was HORRIFIED when she saw what she was suppose to wear and wouldn#%92t let any guy near her at first but after a few drinks she started to loosen up a bit.  Lets  just say that by the end of the night she could have cared less… we had to stitch on EXTRA lifesavers and she made a good deal of money![;)]

      My advice to you is start your drinking early!   Have a fantastic time![8D]
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    Hehe, the boob sheilds sound hilarious!!  Congrats, BTW.

    My bachelorette party included random cheap sex toys from a crude gift shop (friends said they were too broke to get real pocket rockets), some interesting thongs, penis shaped cookies, penis shaped straws, and a GIANT penis paper machet pinata made by my cousin and friend in their sculpture art class.  Inside were Blow Pops and white creme candies [:D]  We went out for dinner and drinks before the party and they had this hat I was supposed to wear, but it didn't stay on so I'm not even sure what it looked like (I was blindfolded at the time).
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    Wow, you girls are dirty!  Mostly us guys just get drunk and watch strippers, you girls go all out.[:D]
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    Wow, you girls are dirty! Mostly us guys just get drunk and watch strippers, you girls go all out.


    This is why, depending on your friends,  it is sometimes better to elope![;)]
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    My unsolicited advice.
     
    1.  Start drinking early.
    2.  Continue drinking throughout the night.
    3.  Have fun.
    4.  Use that butt pinscher often![;)]
    5.  Find a really cute butt to pinch for me.  (If you find more than 1, that's ok)
     
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    ORIGINAL: BEVOLASVEGAS

    4. Use that butt pinscher often![;)]




    Oh, is that another new breed? The Las Vegas Butt Pinscher?
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    lol Jean I wondered about that too. Usually its the other way around. "I have a doberman pincher..." LOL

    Good Luck on your Hen Night!
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    ORIGINAL: jeano

    ORIGINAL: BEVOLASVEGAS

    4. Use that butt pinscher often![;)]




    Oh, is that another new breed? The Las Vegas Butt Pinscher?

    [sm=rotfl.gif]

    I've got a funny bachelorette party story. All the girls met up in a hotel room. From there we went out to some bars for a while. One of the girls said she forgot her cell phone in the hotel room, so we all had to go back. Then *he* showed up. Honestly I don't even remember what he was dressed up as. Not that I was drunk, I think I tried really hard not to pay attention. I think not being drunk was a bigger problem. Most of us were just embarrassed and grossed out.

    So anyway, he makes the bride-to-be sit in a chair in the middle of the room. He turns on his little boom box and starts dancing all on her and stripping. He whips off his pants and starts sticking his thongy-butt in her face. She suddenly get this really weird look on her face and says, "Uhhhhhhh, is that for me?!" There was a dollar bill stuck in his butt crack. Apparently he just came from another party and he hadn't quite cleaned out all the crevises. Bleh!!! [:'(]
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    OMG Shel! That is hilarious! I think for my own safety I won't show my friends this thread, it might give them ideas.

    Amanda - I think I can manage all of that. [;)] If I can remember any details the next day, I will share about what butts I pinched for you.

    I am undecided as to whether I will share pictures here. I may be too mortified. And yes, Ed, us girls are dirty lol.

    Janice - that is AWFUL lol.

    Thanks for the congrats everyone.

    [:D]

    Kate
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    Yay, I'm glad your gonna pinch a couple of butts for me.  If you don't remember anything, I understand.[;)]  I have some bachelorette party stories as well but they kind of have a R rating & a couple of XXX rated ones, so I'll just skip over them.
     
    Have Fun. 
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    if i may... pictures of a bachelorette party are a BAD idea[;)][;)]... my DH saw some from mine and was like, "who are those GUYS? and where WERE you??"
     
    (my girlfriends made me a tank top that said "bride" and made me wear a tiara and took me to this bar that i wouldn't be caught DEAD in under normal circumstances.  i had to drink double just to stand it.... but i'm not a very good sport[:D])